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We Dont Tend To Get Missionaries Anymore!

We don’t tend to get missionaries anymore!

The funniest thing to me about christian casual missionary types is how they think that they can like. Trick you into believing in god or something. If you put a Jesus pamphlet inside an envelope and then hand write my name and address on it to trick me into opening it, I'll be like ah fuck! they got me! I gotta believe in God now damn... I mean darn

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they more run away screaming I’m not sure if that’s my fault or Sun’s tbh either way I think they’ve given up on us which is really a shame their pamphlets are great kindling mod vivian
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