Im. How????
I’m. How????
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Did you not see the sign?????
I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.
your sourdough starter fucking bit me
It’s because you grow really good drugs. You know this
The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.
Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.
Pops, it’s a push door not a pull door
My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.
My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.
I thought this was known? The demons falling from heaven was the first example of unionizing in biblical canon
so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized