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My Tail Has Gotten Stuck In The Door And It Refuses To Open. Bribing It With Food Has Not Worked. Send

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.

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1 year ago

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.


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1 year ago

Pops, it’s a push door not a pull door

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.


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1 year ago

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me


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