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The Moth Child Was There While I Awoke This Morning. I Don't Have A Working Heart, But Having A Looming

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.

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Suddenly, I'm remembering a certain gardening escapade that left me giving a moth a light show while also serving as it's chewing toy.

Gosh I wonder why that could be?

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I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.


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