U Kno The Visit Home Has Come To The Most Perfect Conclusion When FD Bursts In Halfway Through Home Alone
U kno the visit home has come to the most perfect conclusion when FD bursts in halfway through Home Alone 2 waving a very pretty, yellow, glittery wrench that says "Hang in There" on the side and acting all dramatic like
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It’s all fun and games to convince your roommate that you’re secretly batman and you’ve been fighting the penguin for the last few months to cover up why everything is covered in feathers until you actually meet batman…
Beeeetlejuuuice…
If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?
Slugs become inactive at temperatures above 88°F. To think of one who tries to stand against I, the Sun, is either worthy of legend or a mite of dust bear of any acknowledgment.
Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me
said the slug to the Sun
Obviously you've never met Alvida when u say you've had worse but she knows for a fact you've never almost lost a limb to an infected crocodile bite before
fangs don’t even register as dangerous to me. whenever i see them it’s just like
