U Kno The Visit Home Has Come To The Most Perfect Conclusion When FD Bursts In Halfway Through Home Alone

U kno the visit home has come to the most perfect conclusion when FD bursts in halfway through Home Alone 2 waving a very pretty, yellow, glittery wrench that says "Hang in There" on the side and acting all dramatic like

Luna’s tags are why I establish accounts with every lasting bank as soon as possible

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

why are you insane

So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk

Obviously you've never met Alvida when u say you've had worse but she knows for a fact you've never almost lost a limb to an infected crocodile bite before

fangs don’t even register as dangerous to me. whenever i see them it’s just like

Luna? Have you been teaching people to read again?

req'd by @voh

hm! terrifying!

text: The horse behind our comprehension!

Attention Ranch Residents! Any of you wanting a Leap Pad please meet me in that weird ass bedroom with the hammock and kitty pool.