Slugs Become Inactive At Temperatures Above 88F. To Think Of One Who Tries To Stand Against I, The Sun,

Slugs become inactive at temperatures above 88°F. To think of one who tries to stand against I, the Sun, is either worthy of legend or a mite of dust bear of any acknowledgment.

Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me

said the slug to the Sun

See, if my egg had held off cracking, I could’ve done that!

without a shadow of a doubt one of the coolest ways to announce you're transitioning

It’s all the sex with the Outer Gods I think

So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk

Geez you accidentally kidnap ONE child during the winter season thousands of years ago because you wanted to spend some time with your time traveling pirate daughter and suddenly it's Krampus this Krampus that. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?!...

That's actually pretty funny and now I have something to look forward to every year.

U kno the visit home has come to the most perfect conclusion when FD bursts in halfway through Home Alone 2 waving a very pretty, yellow, glittery wrench that says "Hang in There" on the side and acting all dramatic like

Luna’s tags are why I establish accounts with every lasting bank as soon as possible

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.