Beeeetlejuuuice

Beeeetlejuuuice…

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?

Come get it! The door is always open for my dear family! 🙃

Attention Ranch Residents! Any of you wanting a Leap Pad please meet me in that weird ass bedroom with the hammock and kitty pool.

Geez you accidentally kidnap ONE child during the winter season thousands of years ago because you wanted to spend some time with your time traveling pirate daughter and suddenly it's Krampus this Krampus that. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?!...

That's actually pretty funny and now I have something to look forward to every year.

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U kno the visit home has come to the most perfect conclusion when FD bursts in halfway through Home Alone 2 waving a very pretty, yellow, glittery wrench that says "Hang in There" on the side and acting all dramatic like

Yeah, to heck with them! Come put up on the fridge in The Parrotfish bc I'm a pirate, and I know treasure when I see it 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

I don't care what DC says my art is great! And just to prove a point to Yormp, I even spelled our names in human! Take that goosey I'm fantastic! (\(° o°)/)