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It’s all fun and games to convince your roommate that you’re secretly batman and you’ve been fighting the penguin for the last few months to cover up why everything is covered in feathers until you actually meet batman…

See, if my egg had held off cracking, I could’ve done that!

without a shadow of a doubt one of the coolest ways to announce you're transitioning

This is how Sun and Moon see money

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

Showering on campus is weird because normally the showers are cramped but then you add WINGS and there’s no space at all. Starting to miss the ranch and the showers I kept clogging.

You rang?

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?