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Geez you accidentally kidnap ONE child during the winter season thousands of years ago because you wanted to spend some time with your time traveling pirate daughter and suddenly it's Krampus this Krampus that. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?!...

That's actually pretty funny and now I have something to look forward to every year.

Come get it! The door is always open for my dear family! 🙃

Attention Ranch Residents! Any of you wanting a Leap Pad please meet me in that weird ass bedroom with the hammock and kitty pool.

This is how Sun and Moon see money

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?

Obviously you've never met Alvida when u say you've had worse but she knows for a fact you've never almost lost a limb to an infected crocodile bite before

fangs don’t even register as dangerous to me. whenever i see them it’s just like