Come Get It! The Door Is Always Open For My Dear Family!

Come get it! The door is always open for my dear family! 🙃

Attention Ranch Residents! Any of you wanting a Leap Pad please meet me in that weird ass bedroom with the hammock and kitty pool.

Happens to the best of us lmao

Geez you accidentally kidnap ONE child during the winter season thousands of years ago because you wanted to spend some time with your time traveling pirate daughter and suddenly it's Krampus this Krampus that. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?!...

That's actually pretty funny and now I have something to look forward to every year.

why are you insane

So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk

It’s all fun and games to convince your roommate that you’re secretly batman and you’ve been fighting the penguin for the last few months to cover up why everything is covered in feathers until you actually meet batman…

You rang?

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?