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You Have More Than One??? Can You Challenge Run With A Leap Frog?

You have more than one??? Can you challenge run with a Leap Frog?

Attention Ranch Residents! Any of you wanting a Leap Pad please meet me in that weird ass bedroom with the hammock and kitty pool.

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1 year ago

This is how Sun and Moon see money

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.


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1 year ago

It’s all fun and games to convince your roommate that you’re secretly batman and you’ve been fighting the penguin for the last few months to cover up why everything is covered in feathers until you actually meet batman…


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1 year ago

Luna’s tags are why I establish accounts with every lasting bank as soon as possible

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.


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1 year ago

Slugs become inactive at temperatures above 88°F. To think of one who tries to stand against I, the Sun, is either worthy of legend or a mite of dust bear of any acknowledgment.

Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me

said the slug to the Sun


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1 year ago

Geez you accidentally kidnap ONE child during the winter season thousands of years ago because you wanted to spend some time with your time traveling pirate daughter and suddenly it's Krampus this Krampus that. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?!...

That's actually pretty funny and now I have something to look forward to every year.


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