Why Are You Insane

why are you insane

So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk

Obviously you've never met Alvida when u say you've had worse but she knows for a fact you've never almost lost a limb to an infected crocodile bite before

fangs don’t even register as dangerous to me. whenever i see them it’s just like

Yeah, to heck with them! Come put up on the fridge in The Parrotfish bc I'm a pirate, and I know treasure when I see it 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

I don't care what DC says my art is great! And just to prove a point to Yormp, I even spelled our names in human! Take that goosey I'm fantastic! (\(° o°)/)

Beeeetlejuuuice…

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?

Slugs become inactive at temperatures above 88°F. To think of one who tries to stand against I, the Sun, is either worthy of legend or a mite of dust bear of any acknowledgment.

Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me

said the slug to the Sun

Probably won’t hurt to try!

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?