Some More Aus

some more aus

“okay buddy you’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town” au

“you hired me to be the surprise stripper for your friend at this bachelor/bachelorette party and they did not take it well and threw both of us out in the freezing cold this is all your fault” au

“i’m the superhero’s sidekick and you’re the superhero but i don’t know that and we both met on an online dating website and you look really familiar?” au

“you’re a stress baker and i stay up too late working and i’m writing a thank you note to the ethereal being responsible for the food magically appearing in the common room” au

“it’s autumn and we’re both picking pumpkins upstate but you picked one that’s bigger than you are and it looks like you’re struggling oh god do you need help???” au

“you were trying to make a snow angel but the snow is too deep and you can’t get back up and i’m trying to decide whether to keep laughing at you or help you” au

“i’m a figure skater who’s trying to practice and you took your baby cousins out to the rink but none of you can skate do you need help??” au

“you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au 

The real question is which member of your OT3 has to sit in the backseat of the car on trips.

list of non-coffee shop au's

“hey you’re in that one show?” Actor au

“your dog is fine, but here’s my number anyway” veterinarian au

Teacher au where all their students ship it

“I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment” au

“you live in the apartment above me and everyday I can hear you singing in the shower but you’re really good and it makes my day” au

“I caught the garter and you caught the bouquet” au

“it’s 3 am and you’re the only person in the bar that knew all the lyrics to my favorite song and now we’re doing bad karaoke” au

“I opened my car door right as you rode your bike by and I am so sorry” au

“hey can I draw you?” au

“your music is really loud but oh my god this is my jam” au

“we’re both camping out in front of a store to get the newest movie/videogame/whatever” au

“I keep calling the IT center because you seem really cute” au

“I saw you break that thing by accident but your secret is safe with me” au

“I accidentally broke this and now we’re both trying to fix it” au

“We’re at comic-con and how the hell is your costume so good???” au

“you saw me trying to get my couch up the stairs by myself and were nice enough to help” au

“I got in a fight and you took me to the ER but you should see the other guy” au

“you tripped and I caught you but now it looks like I’m dipping you, how did this even-“ au

“you always bring food to lectures and share it with me because you don’t want to be the only person eating” college au

“you’re good at this subject, I’m not, I’m good at this subject, you’re not, lets be study buddies” college au

“I have a paper due tomorrow and it’s three am, I need all your coffee cause I ran out” college au

“my super important papers are in my backpack so I need to commandeer your umbrella please and thank you” college au

“you have a pet in your dorm and I have to help you hide it from the RA” college au

“It’s 2 am and we’re both doing laundry and I can see you checking out my hello kitty pajamas” college au

“No, I was not just drawing porn, don’t look at me” au

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millennia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

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