A Support Group For Vampires Who Were Turned As Children Or Adolescents. A Bunch Of Small, Melancholy

a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies 

College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:

"I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag" AU

"I let you have a few sheets of darkroom photo paper, to pay me back you offered to model privately for my Studio Photography assignment" AU

"I’m a traditional painter who has to take a basic Photoshop class, you’re a graphic design major sitting next to me and getting sucked into helping me out because I’m so terrible at this" AU

"My pottery bowl exploded in the kiln and I feel like a failure, you found me crying about it in the hallway" AU

"Our Figure Drawing teacher is an asshole, you stuck up for me when he started railing on my portraits" AU

"You saw me struggling to carry a giant cardboard sculpture for my installation and helped me get it to class" AU

"I’m zoning out working on this painting and you just stopped me from drinking out of my dirty water cup" AU

"A mutual friend of ours has this whole vision for their Black and White Photography final and we volunteered to be their models without knowing how sexual this shoot would turn out" AU

AU's, Part 2

I was hired to kill you but you’re pretty cute au

your voice sounds like my thinking voice and that’s really freaking me out au

two strangers exploring the same ‘haunted’ house that thinks the other is a ghost au

"I swear I’ll let you have you half of my weed if you don’t tell the teachers that I was getting high in the bathroom" au

I accidentally punched you in the face when I was trying to punch a different guy in the face I am so sorry au

arraigned marriage that I am only putting up with bc you’re rich and hot as hell au

you thought you were kidnapping your best friend for a bachelor party but you kidnapped me (a stranger) on accident au

you suck at dancing but you’re doing it in the middle of a bookstore to the crappy music on the radio and I think it’s pretty damn cute au

I’m a super villain and you’re a therapist I kidnapped bc I need someone to talk to au

holy shit you just saved me from getting run over by a bus au

no one was supposed to find out i’m a wizard but you did please don’t tell anyone au

I have amnesia and you say you’re my best friend but I keep on forgetting and thinking we’re lovers au

"I think I may have stolen your dog on accident sorry" au

we’re strangers and your hair is perfect except for that one strand that flew lose and it bothers me au

you’re supposed to be in the witness protection system but until that’s set up my cop friend is making me let you live with me au

"I know we’ve never talked before but there is a friggin huge spider in my apartment can you kill it for me” au

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aus i really really want

ancient gods like actuAL GODS FROM GREECE OR EGYPT OF WHATEVER au

parent-teacher conference au

time travelers au

‘my parent is running for president but the other candidates kid is really cute’ au

working in a mansion as butlers/maids au

‘hey remember that idea you had 3 years ago while we were drunk off our asses? letS DO IT’ au

baristas trying to make better lattes than the other au

tumblr mutuals who havent met and are too scared to talk to each other so instead they aggressivly reblog from each other au

gardeners au

person a being a guard outside buckingham palace that person b always tries to distract au

the thief and the conman au

‘what do you mean i didnt try to pick-pocket you your butt is just amazing’ au

oops i accidentally summoned a demon au

co-captains who always argue au

lost a bet and now has to work for the other au

co stars of a hit disney show

high school teachers who always try to out do each other in lectures and labs and now everYONE SHIPS THEM au

'hey im running against you for student president’ au

the ‘i didnt mean to throw that water balloon at you i meant to hit my friend behind you’ au

'i met you at a really crappy summer job but now its kinda fun’ au

working for disney and dressing up as characters au

there was a food fight and i just threw spaghetti at the scariest kid in school au

the ‘ive been given a prophecy to save the world but i have to be partners with thiS ASSHOLE’ au

AU's I'd love to see

You accidentally chained your bike to mine and I can’t leave until you get back au

I’m the tour guide on your fancy package holiday au

We both really want that parking space au

I’m your new neighbor and I’m using your wifi au 

I work at the checkout and you’re clearly not old enough to buy that au

It’s pouring with rain and there’s space under your umbrella au 

There are loads of empty seats on this train but you chose to sit next to me au 

I tried to parallel park and hit your car, do you want my details au

We live across the street from each other and you really need to get some curtains au

I’m an interior decorator and you hired me to fix up your apartment au

We’re both actually con-artists trying to scam each other au 

You dined and dashed in my restaurant but you left your coat behind au 

Please stop picking flowers from my garden au 

You left your phone number in the library book I just borrowed au 

We turned up to this party wearing the same outfit and you look better in it au 

Someone in this building is listening to my favorite song au 

I found a USB and it’s full of your holiday photographs au 

My hamster escaped and I think he went under your door au