Me Today

Me today

jason is the exact kind of crazy where he absolutely will collect a debt on a 3 month old grudge on some silly shit

bruce: jason...was this really necessary?

jason: i told you if you kept showing up unannounced there would be consequences.

bruce:consequences should not include you blowing your apartment sky high and dropping off the grid for 6 months.

jason: i mean...you say that, but it's feeling like you wont do that shit again.

bruce: i mourned you AGAIN! please stop...stop doing this.

jason: did you cry? and not like one manly tear cry -- i mean that disgusting, snotty,red faced ugly sobbing cry?

bruce:...

jason:...

bruce: yes

jason: lol

One of Red Hood's Goons: Hey boss, why do you wear that helmet all the time? Don't you eat?

Jason, deciding he us going to fuck with this man so hard: You really want to know?

The goon, looking around and feeling vaugely threatened: do I?

Jason, removing his helmet: take a good look

The goon, realizing his boss is some fucking teenager: no fucking way. Why did you show me this?

Jason leans in close to the goon: because nobody will believe you

Hello, Ludwig (@lasymit ) here :) Hikka asked me to help with a post because I have a talent for avoiding major spoilers when retelling the plot. She tried to immediately dump all the most interesting things on you, but I took the microphone away from her

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This is an Axe AU!

It turns out there are characters in the Axe other than Wittebro, yes

Luz is here too, and she even knows Philip. they are not even just acquaintances, they got along very well at one time (not the present time, but the past, yeah)

He picked her up as a stray kitten and carefully looked after and protected her

Well, then the plot happened, and they only met hundreds of years later (for Philip) when Luz returned back to the present. They both thought that they might never see each other again. And when they finally met, Philip was already hundreds of years older and 60% more depressed

In general, the main thing you need to know is that Luz and Hunter share a father figure :3

AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note

"Two of them are yours the third one is free"

And Bruce rolls with it

Favourite thing in batfam fics is when Jason’s siblings look at him expecting their dork of a brother, grouchy but lovable butt-monkey of many a family in joke, and instead see a cold unflinching face, and for just a second remember this guy once seized Gotham by the throat.