Barbatos And Mc Are Drinking Tea In Some Place In The Demon Lord Castle.

Barbatos and Mc are drinking tea in some place in the Demon lord castle.

Mc: *getting very close to barbatos*

Barbatos: ?

Mc: *whispering to him very softly* I swear, if you turn out to be Nightbringer I will open holes in random parts of your room and fill them with families of rats.

Barbatos: *paling*...

Mc: *sipping a sip of tea* Mmm delicious as always.

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Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

Lilia: How do you feel about Yuu, Malleus?

Malleus, vibrating at a frequency high enough to shatter a glass: I love Yuu a normal amount.

Concept: An all gay pirate crew, made of mostly men but with a woman as the captain. When a mermaid tries to lure the pirates into the water, the results are not what she expected. Shes use to her prey being men, shes not expecting her prey to be the pretty captain, whos being held back by her crew, from jumping overboard.

has anyone ever made the connection that mc's cycle of being in the human world and back in the devildom is suspiciously a lot like persephone?

like, sure, this could give us some of the juiciest angst to work with but all i could think about all day was the brothers being absolutely rekt for a whole year – more irritated, strict, snappy – and then the exact moment mc sets foot on that unholy land it's all sunshines and rainbows.

it gets even better when u think ab lesser demons discussing what happened in their days and when they hear that mc is back they feel like jesus himself descended from the highest peak in heaven into the depths of hell to give them a forehead kiss and rid them of all their sins once and for all. the world is full of colour again. the birds are chirping. there are no clouds in the sky.

i could go on and on about this like bro,,,, demon brain just goes "my human is gone :((" and starts malfunctioning just a tiiiny bit whenever mc is in the human realm mark my words (aka the brothers' glares are so cold lesser demons feel like winter has finally settled into their season-less, forsaken land).