I Love My One And Oni

I love my one and Oni 💞💞💞🥰🥰🥰

that last post is exactly why i want to lovingly beat the shit out of itto. i can't not smush his cheeks - 💫

Itto is the embodiment of the most loving dumbass that'll do everything to make u smile 😔✌️ I'd pinch his cheeks every day 🥹

I say stuff like this all the time

imagine a feisty!mc x solomon

whenever solomon is annoying mc just threatens to stab/hurt him in some way (lovingly)

solomon: hey mc

mc: yeah?

solomon: remember how you told me not to step one foot in the kitchen?

mc: yes...?

solomon: well look.

*solomon has his hand on the kitchen floor, but the rest of his body in the hallway leading to*

mc, annoyed: get your hand out of the kitchen or im going to stab it with a dagger.

solomon, throwing his hands up and laughing: okay okay!!

i had a thought because i too act like that towards annoying people

Hsjshsh honestly I think Solomon deserves a quick stab for putting his hand in the kitchen- although it is fitting that he’d find a loophole like that to get away with it lolol

But imagine!!- MC gets a fake / prop knife! the kind with a small retractable plastic blade. Then MC can just randomly walk over and ‘stab’ Solomon with it to get the frustration out XD

This is so cute

an archon, an oni and an emergency food walks into a haunted house these 3 are my beloved dumb dumber and dumbest trio <3

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

Go girl give us that