I Say Stuff Like This All The Time

I say stuff like this all the time

imagine a feisty!mc x solomon

whenever solomon is annoying mc just threatens to stab/hurt him in some way (lovingly)

solomon: hey mc

mc: yeah?

solomon: remember how you told me not to step one foot in the kitchen?

mc: yes...?

solomon: well look.

*solomon has his hand on the kitchen floor, but the rest of his body in the hallway leading to*

mc, annoyed: get your hand out of the kitchen or im going to stab it with a dagger.

solomon, throwing his hands up and laughing: okay okay!!

i had a thought because i too act like that towards annoying people

Hsjshsh honestly I think Solomon deserves a quick stab for putting his hand in the kitchen- although it is fitting that he’d find a loophole like that to get away with it lolol

But imagine!!- MC gets a fake / prop knife! the kind with a small retractable plastic blade. Then MC can just randomly walk over and ‘stab’ Solomon with it to get the frustration out XD

I’m so normal about idia 😌

TWST Incorrect quotes#684 HELLOOOO NURSE

In the NRC Infirmary

Jamil: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you... Idia: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool! Jamil: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

Both Jamil and Idia HARD-stare at each other, Till they both sighed and gave the subject a rest

Idia*Crossing his arms*Come to think of it Jamil, why we came to the infirmary, I-Im fine-

Yuu*Wearing a nurse uniform, is helping the staff today for extra money and sees Idia and Jamil*What seems to be the problem?

Jamil:...

Idia:....

Idia*Moaning in pain in the hospital bed with pink hair*MY HEART PURPLE!?-MY LEG INSIDE OUT!?-

hehe

starting the year with bangers 🔥

I love my one and Oni 💞💞💞🥰🥰🥰

that last post is exactly why i want to lovingly beat the shit out of itto. i can't not smush his cheeks - 💫

Itto is the embodiment of the most loving dumbass that'll do everything to make u smile 😔✌️ I'd pinch his cheeks every day 🥹

New headcanon

Absolutely believe that the people of Mondstadt know that there’s something off about Venti. They’re just wrong in their guess. But they all know to hold fast to certain reminders.

Do not stare into his eyes for too long, looking anywhere else would leave you better off, his eyes will drive you mad with images of brewing storms and the distinct reminder that the wind is not as gentle as it is in Mondstadt everywhere else.

The songs he plays to a crowd or anywhere in public are safe, enjoy until you are too drunk on the melody to listen any longer. You’ll hear them once more when you turn in for the night, lulling you into a peaceful sleep.

However if you happen across him secluded, playing to himself. Turn away and do not look back. It is not a song meant to be heard by normal folk and you’ll find yourself unable to forget it until it consumes your every thought.

If you see a bird next to him, of any kind, do not scare it off. He talks to the birds and everyone’s sure that they talk back.

Take everything from his mouth with a grain of salt, but keep it in mind. Often it is nonsense, but it will always hold a bit of truth to it. It is your job to parse out the riddle he has given.

All this to say that everyone’s convinced Venti is a fairy of some sort but they like him too much to say anything because they don’t want him to be uncomfortable. He’s clearly acting as a human for some reason and he’s fixed the people who may or may not have gone a bit mad after not listening to the warnings to the best of his abilities. And he does seem really sad about it each time it happens.

Aaaaaaaw looook how cute baby he is~ ❤️

Also it's intresting that he has born in his dragon form.... That probably mean that this is his true form and he learned turn into his "human" form later.