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Just another beautiful day of annoying the love of my life.

This man scares me more than any of the demons ever did.

(my younger brothers used to do this when they were small, so this scene gave me horror flashbacks.)

I say stuff like this all the time

imagine a feisty!mc x solomon

whenever solomon is annoying mc just threatens to stab/hurt him in some way (lovingly)

solomon: hey mc

mc: yeah?

solomon: remember how you told me not to step one foot in the kitchen?

mc: yes...?

solomon: well look.

*solomon has his hand on the kitchen floor, but the rest of his body in the hallway leading to*

mc, annoyed: get your hand out of the kitchen or im going to stab it with a dagger.

solomon, throwing his hands up and laughing: okay okay!!

i had a thought because i too act like that towards annoying people

Hsjshsh honestly I think Solomon deserves a quick stab for putting his hand in the kitchen- although it is fitting that he’d find a loophole like that to get away with it lolol

But imagine!!- MC gets a fake / prop knife! the kind with a small retractable plastic blade. Then MC can just randomly walk over and ‘stab’ Solomon with it to get the frustration out XD

when you dubbed Mammon as cute that one time, he'd sneered, crossed his arms, turned his rear so he can't face you and informed you that you were being stupid again, but internally, he's.

*Teen Mc arguing with Lucifer*

Teen Mc: I HATE YOU! You grumpy old man!

Lucifer: you better learn some manners if you want to stay in this house!

Teen Mc: Then I'm gonna leave and live with uncle Barbatos!

Lucifer: you wouldn't dare

Teen Mc: watch me! *runs out the door*

Lucifer: well then! Don't expect me to have you back anytime soon!

*2 days later*

Lucifer after 4 bottle of Demonus: they don't love me...*hic*

Mammon: there, there Lucifer. We all been there

*knock knock*

Barbatos: may we enter?

Mammon: sure... wait, Treasure?

Teen Mc sobbing: *hic* hi uncle Mams... *sob* uncle Luci...

Barbatos: Now, tell them why we came back.

Teen Mc: *hic* 'cus I missed *sob* I missed you guys...

Lucifer, now looking somewhat sober: I missed you too Pumpkin *sob*

Mammon: wow, thanks Lucifer, ya know we missed them too!

Lucifer: "Mc what are you doing?"

Mc: "nothing."

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: "Beel, explain."

Beel: "They asked to sit on my shoulders to be tall."

Lucifer: "I see now. And why is it that you wanted to be tall Mc?"

Mc: "A strange innate desire for height and the high ground."

Lucifer: 😑

Lucifer: "And you agreed to this why Beel?"

Beel: "They made me food." 🥺

The Demon Brothers respond to you prank texting them - "I'm breaking up with you"

Ahhh! The official anime for Obey Me releases soon and I CANNOT wait!!!

This will never not be chaotic.

Lol.

Rough day indeed.

Made an MC farm in Minecraft

Gave them some things to remind them of the brothers/angels (gold for Mammon, books for Satan(or Luci), writing book for Simeon, roses outside for Asmo, etc…)

The fall from heaven on the wall with each object representing a sin 😃

(Feel free to guess who’s who in the comments)

And a place for them to learn potions

Spoiled ass sheep.

Salmon.

Mc: "Hey Salmon."

Solomon: "Mc, I told you before it's Sol-O-Mon"

Mc: "anyway, Salmon."

Solomon: *sigh*

Pickles

Mc: "So his name is Mepenalties"

Barbatos: *almost spills tea*

Diavolo: "No, no, Mephistopheles"

Mc: "Mefistoplease

Lucifer: *dies of laughter*

Diavolo: "Meh-phi-sto-phe-lese"

Mc: "Mephipickles"

IKEA Vs. Lucifer

it's past midnight and I cannot stop thinking about Lucifer trying to overcome ikea furniture before giving in and asking Solomon and Mc for help as there's no version of Ikea in the Devildom, only in actual hell as a form of punishment for sinners.

Incorrect Quotes #3

Lucifer: "Mc, must you hold my hand while I work?"

Mc: *plops themself in Lucifer's lap* "Must you be so sexy??

Lucifer: *verbal keyboard smash*

Satan: *standing in Lucifer's office because Mc taught him a new trick* "Dad, dad, dad, I want a book, can I go pet the cats, Daaaaaaaad"

Lucifer: *doesn't know if he should be annoyed or grateful that Mc's plan to get Satan to call him "dad" actually worked*

Mc: "I hate you"

Mephistopheles: "The fuck did I even do??"

Mc: "you were born."

*Levi and Mc were playing An off brand version of Overwatch because fuck Blizzard*

Mc: *to some fuck in the chat* "Listen here you piece of shit, the only reason you're dad left is because I gave him a child he actually loves"

Levi: "Should I be scared or impressed??"

Solomon: *exists*

The bros: "Shady Mfkr."

Incorrect quotes part 4

Satan: *giving Lucifer a coffee*

Lucifer: "is it poisoned?"

Satan: "yes." *leaves*

Lucifer: "good" *drinks it anyway*

Belphegor: "Zzz"

Mc: *draws on Belphegor's face as he sleeps out of spite*

Mc: "C'mon Belphegor, this way"

Belphegor: "you know you could just call me Belphie right?"

Mc: *smiles darkly still mad about it* "I know."

Mc: "Solomon."

Solomon: "yes Mc?"

Mc: "You do understand you look like Gideon Gleeful from Gravity Falls right?"

*From that point on, Solomon was no longer seen wearing Bolo ties*

Incorrect Quotes # 5?

Mc: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer ? 

Lucifer : … No.

Satan : I do! 

Mc: I know, Satan. 

Satan: I Hate Lucifer

Mc: I know, Satan.

Levi : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million grimm?

Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. 

Mc: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. 

Mammon: Good thinking.

Lucifer : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. 

Mammon : You were flirting with Mc. 

Lucifer : So what? They're my partner. 

Mammon : You asked them if they were single. 

Lucifer : "..."

Mammon : "And then you cried when they said they weren't."

Solomon : Hey, Mc? Can I get some dating advice?

Mc: Just because I’m with Lucifer doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Satan : Why are you on the floor?

Belphie : I'm depressed.

Belphie : Also I was stabbed, can you get Beel, please

Mc: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? 

Mammon : The car takes a screenshot. 

Lucifer : For the last time, get the fuck out.

Mc: *subtly breaking the fourth wall* "I have now fed the fandom like throwing meat to the sharks."

Lucifer: "Dafuck?"

Barbatos: *who canonically breaks the fourth wall in the manga* "Good job Mc, should keep them distracted for a little longer"

Solomon: "?????"

Leviathans Tub Headcannons

If Lucifer's licked a sorcerer's staff them I am fairly certain he's passed out in Levi's tub before

the brothers would throw snacks in Levi's tub as sacrifices to make sure he's taking care of himself

Mc is the reason the tub sacrifices are now called "Snack-rifices"

Asmodeus once put red nail polish in the tub and Levi didn't notice until he filled it up and thought it was blood

Satan will throw some manga in there

it's really just a tub of sacrifices to Levi

Leviathan cleans out his tub on the sabbath to spite God and the brothers started cleaning on the sabbath as well following Levi's example

there's a space under the tub where Levi hides his anime porn and a tablet with the accounts he uses for smutty fanfics

almost everyone has taken a nap in Levi's tub to see if it was actually comfortable

Satan was once caught sleeping in the tub curled up like a cat

Belphegor and Beelzebub throw blankets in there, just in case Levi gets cold

When Lucifer and Mammon add stuff It’s more nest shaped since they're two silly birdbrains

Leviathan is very happy that his brothers give him stuff to make sure he's ok

Prideful Sheeps for prideful peeps

I'll make more soon!

*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.

I couldn't have said it any better 😂

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.