International Women's/Men's Day Is Unfair.

International Women's/Men's Day is unfair.

Why are WOMEN the ones milked by Corporations for profit?!

Fun Fact: The latest update of the Welcome Website used to have one of those things at the bottom where they "Accept Cookies" when you go in.

So this is Canon.

POV: Wally doxxes you

Wally knows where you live @:)

Originally posted on Instagram on March 3, 2024

all my haters become taters when i stew the brace of coneys of success

I have two theories. The "birthdays" are just something Peter gives Jake so that he can be happier (If Jake grew up without them like Hook did), or you might just willing to bet that Peter's just biased at this point.

1. He doesn't kill Jake for being a pirate even though he supposedly hates them.

2. He lets Jake grow up instead of dropping him into the real world for him to become an adult. (Like with the Lost Boys)

3. The birthdays don't specifically say how old he is. Sure, we can guess that he was originally 8 years old and he's had 2 birthdays so he's 10 by Season 4, but that's practically the only thing that we can speculate.

What is the point of having a birthday in neverland if you don’t age.

If I had a nickel for every Peter Pan interpretation where he runs an airline, I'd have two nickels.

NEVERLAND REAL?? NO CLICKBAIT?? (Real world AU)

Been Thinking about this majority of the day and putting it to paper now.

“Neverland” in this context is a little county in South Carolina, close to north Myrtle beach. It’s in a mostly rural-ish community with a small town and a few shops. Not the fanciest place but modern-ish enough, it has a costal community vibe.

Residents are both young and older, there’s a strange aura around the people, they never seem to age. Even the oldest residents barely look past 60.

A majority if not all the residents work on the beach strip in some way whether it’s shop owners, bar owners, clerks, entertainers, etc. it’s not uncommon to see kids working the roles of waitresses or gig jobs either.

Speaking of kids and the youth, there are a surprising amount of them despite the amount of families living In neverland being mostly low. The kids do live in either ranch or trailer homes, in groups.

They also have cars it’s not uncommon to see a kid behind the wheel either, they’re modded so the kids use hand controls instead of foot petals. Yes they do have fake licenses don’t look too hard :)

The newest residents are 3 particularly in puny poppinjays. They stay in a ranch style 1880 sq/ft plan home perhaps something like this (it’s subject to change)

(The master bedroom is reserved for Peter when he visits)

These are their work and work casual cars

And this is ‘Bucky’ and ‘the mighty colossus’

Now you be wondering how these kids have these cars and trucks well. Peter is such a loving father, that he gave them rewards for meeting their quota and hustling.

Where is Peter Pan? Why he’s in Florida! Celebration, Florida to be exact. He has a few nice homes in celebration, Miami, and LA ofc. He runs a successful airline called NeverLost (“with us you’re never ever lost!”) and is the big Mouse man circle. Why did Peter adopt these guys? He saw something in them, he saw they had the smarts, coordination with one another and how deeply their loyalty runs if you treat them right. It was perfect.

Does he have ulterior motives? Of course not :).