Girlfailurisms - Karter - Tumblr Blog

He's not just some guy! He's my wife.

hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

Pretty like a girl

Visual representation of me around Hotch

round and around by jo yuri

i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street

nice dress

put me in a room with him and I won't be the one who gets pregnant.

currently thinking about biting the mole on leon kennedys neck

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

leon going on about september 30th, 1998 while i'm just tryna figure out his cup size

yaoi

i love his big beautiful brown eyes

i’m kinda like if a nonbinary person discovered leon kennedy

Do you guys like my cats?

clean up on isle my underwear

i just started playing re6 who gave leon this slutty little waist i need to fuck this old man so bad

need to feed leon kennedy out of the palm of my handike a petting zoo animal

imagine being interested in me and you find out that in order to get my attention you have to at least look like leon kennedy like at that point just give up