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This is a new character I'm developing.
When instead of hitting the nail on the head it hits you ๐ฅฒ
Funny brain slush donโt work
so my brain be like that one cousin who ate the wall, useless, and so I existed nearby a xerox printer in a library and now I need to know how many printer cartridges it would take to have my daily calorie intake satisfied and itโs the only thing I think now. Help me
Hey!
The cookie part is the best part of an Oreo!
Yo, I just saw this on Wikipedia (don't ask me why I was looking this shit up) and there was this scientist guy or something. He made a prediction of when the world will end. (As you do and as people have always been doing)
He predicted that the world will end on November 13th, 2026. He says because of overpopulation. Now clearly, I don't believe the world will end in 2026. I'm not saying that a part of me doesn't want to see if some nonsense happens on that day. So I'll be back (hopefully) on November 13th, 26
Imagine if we all had our Umbilical cord๏ฟผs still attached, like we just walk around with a long stringy thing connected to our stomachs.
A guy in my CS class keeps on naming this return variables ofTheJedi, so his methods always contain the line:
return ofTheJedi;
"Imagine if you will, that there was a world where a based white boy who has that black teen swagger and is goated with the sauce lost his rizz. Can this jit say that his drip is bussin when he can't rizz up the local gyatt, no cap fr? Can this mid simp get the glowup and slay once more? Find out on this episode of, The Twilight Zone."
Saw a pretty girl today
Didn't tell her she was pretty.
My eyes:
My brain:
Me to myself:
iโm kinda like if a nonbinary person discovered leon kennedy
I hate my cousin. I swear, she's a bitch to me, and really fuckin spoiled, once we got in an argument because of the fact she was scared of the Teletubbies, (it really wasn't that deep she was just tired) and we ended up not talking for a year, then about maybe two months i decided to forgive her (one of the biggest mistakes ive ever made) and she comes over to my house, i decide because im a people pleaser, that of course she can take my bed and sleep in that, and ill sleep on a mattress on the floor, and then the next day i have to go home to my mom, and she comes with, there she sleeps on a mattress on the floor though, now im at her house and of course i dont want her to give up her bed or anything (even though its a double, so we could easily share it), but she makes me sleep on the floor, with no mattress, just a blanket and a pillow, and then she says "dont move too much you'll wake my mom" and i think, the reason she didn't want her mother to wake up, was because she knew i wasn't okay making me sleep on the floor like that. I've been texting my dad all night because i really dont wanna be here anymore, but he can't pick me up until later because my brothers are sleeping, and i dont know where the bus stop is here so its not because i can exactly do anything to get out of here. The rest of the family's sweet, she just isn't. But luckily my dad's picking me up in an hour, so it isn't gonna be that bad. And im watching the lion king 2 with her mom and little brother now.