I Wrote A TMA Fic!

I wrote a TMA fic!

In which our Jmart are magically transported to a Sasha!Archivist alternate universe. I actually have plans for a very nice plot, so I’ll be posting new chapters on here as well.

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

I know Jon acknowledges this but it’s funny to me that A Guest for Mr. Spider is just genuinely the LEAST credible statement out of all 81 we’ve heard so far.

Like okay, Mr. Statement Giver, you were a very young child, and you just read a spooky children’s book, and your childhood bully stole it from you. And you’re oh-so convinced that the way your bully walked off was because the book’s monster was calling him and the house he went into belonged to the book’s monster and the monster got him the end.

No one else who can corroborate any events. No evidence whatsoever. A hearsay statement from childhood that sounds like a normal interaction played-up by the imagination of a scared kid frightened by his scary book.

The only evidence in Jon’s favor is the fact that the book was a Leitner. But that’s basically tautological. The only reason Jon was lending extra credibility to Leitner-book statements is BECAUSE of his encounter with A Guest for Mr. Spider.

The absolutel audacity of Mr. Jonathan Archivist Sims to show up with not just AN unverifiable statement, but the MOST unverifiable statement to date. Statement ends.

Area man gets a promotion then proceeds to get beaten up by lesbians, get mosturized by clowns for a month, fucking die (he got better), and somehow become the most dangerous person alive while still being an absolute idiot with no self preservation.

Okay!

So, I have no clue what the “Magnus Archives” are, but I keep seeing it on my dash here and it seems pretty cool!

So, reblog this and explain the Magnus Archives to me (wrong answers only)

:D

(This will be fun)

Weird void puddle awkwardly standing in the corner but chill

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

You can tell you wrote a good backstory when you send it to ur DM and they send this back