Headcanon: Bill Turned Ford Into A Backscratcher During Weirdmageddon Because Ford Used To Hold His Muse

Headcanon: Bill turned Ford into a backscratcher during Weirdmageddon because Ford used to hold his muse like a fucked up cat and give him scratches like this:

This Inktober’s gonna be interesting!

Today was supposed to be my last test of the year, but I got up this morning with a bad flu.

College is now going to last 5 years.

I am thinking of killing myself.

But i won't, cuz I;ll be completely free until Janury and I''ll be drawing all the time. I just need to get better.

And yeah, as much as it sucks, college sometimes lasts 5 years. I hate it. I hate myself, but I gess the Universe wanted it to be that way

Inktober day 2: Discover

This was the dumbest prompt ever, but I made something out of it. Don't ask why my Elliott Spencer serves so much cunt, I cannot explain it.

Since The Book of Bill dropped and Billford became canon, I am completely torn between the "Bill was a manipulative piece of shit who ruined Ford's life" and "UwU cute triangle and old man romance" and I am very concerned about that.

These babies are adorable, but they are not insects! They belong to the order Onychophora, a unique group that is closely related to arthropods, but they are not arthropods.

They hunt by squirting sticky fluid out of their frontal glands. The fluid dries quickly and immobilizes their prey (usually insects and spiders), so they can eat in peace. They are very slow moving and very soft, so they catch prey with glue.

Some of them live in matriarchal societies. All members go hunting, but females and babies eat first. This aspect of their life is sadly not studied a lot.

They can be kept as pets! But FIND A BREEDER. Don’t support taking them from the wild because some species are rare and endangered.

I hope you liked the fun facts about my favorite invertebrates after snails ❤️

Me rn

Sorry for being cringe on main it'll happen again