What If They... What If They Turned "DO NOT OPEN" Coffin Upside Down???

What if they... what if they turned "DO NOT OPEN" coffin upside down???

I wonder if there is any fictional depiction crush syndrome?

On one hand, it's gruesome medical condition (when a limb is compressed with heavy object, so no blood flow goes in out out of limb. Tissues get full of metabolic products. Rest of body however is remotely fine. There were several historical records of people being okay and even commanding other people to get press from their limb. When heaby object is taken off, people lose consciousness within minutes, because toxic metabolites ebter their blood stream and cause system shock). On another hand it's not rare case in natural disasters and war conflicts. And seems to add up realism, gore or emotional contrast (from narrative perspective)

Not an aroace but fights that end up with kisses drive me mad. Both when it's training sequence and when it's actual fight. Exception is given for cases when kiss is a distraction, but still, no way to do it naturally. I see kisses in fight as sign of one of sides overpowering (or they think they overpower) another, so instead of focusing on fight they can mess with other person.

Actually no why do allos love to have characters resolve a fight with a kiss. I'm not even the most romance repulsed aro, and I love the enemies to lovers, but like if we're arguing I'm mad. Maybe it's an autistic thing (anger issues + one track mind), idk, I'm just saying it's hard to pull off that trope without it feeling a degree unnatural to me. Except like, Panto and Silas in Dirk Gentlys. I mean they were only pretending to be enemies, they're not arguing or fr fighting

I can't get myself to stupid class at 9:00 that gives me 0 benefits but has mandatory attendance, so my partner (they hate that class too) and I discovered how to get us both there

we make each other little treats! Something sweet, carrot slices, dried apricots, postcards, little cute drawings. Once I brought a pair of LEDs, because I had a few spare that I don't need and they're right now in electric circuits. We exchange those treats. Promise to meet and give little treat for beloved is more motivating than anything else

And I love this so much and I love them so much

From girl that explained herself only in high literature vocabulary with complex sentences

To

Woman that explains herself exclusively in swearing because she's so done with this world and these people and there is no family friendly equivalent to word пиздец, which unfortunately happen every day locally and globally.