Everything's Come Full Circle Baby!!!

Everything's come full circle baby!!!

So ya know how people judge how bad a storm will be by whether or not the Waffle House is open? Do you think the same thing happens in DC and Marvel except with villain attacks?

"Guy's we need to run! The city's being attacked by robots!"

"Psh! Big deal, that happens every other Tuesday."

"Dude it's a code RED! Waffle House is closed this is not a drill!"

"Oh shit!"

Something like that maybe?

Naruto AU, where Orochimaru never betrays the leaf and has an evergrowing army of adopted children.

Hey, it's not his fault that so many talented orphans cross his path, what's he supposed to do? Leave them where he found them? Ridiculous! What if some creep gets ahold of them? Or they run out of food... Or what if they get even sadder!? No, no. It's much more practical for Orochimaru to just take them home himself. That way he won't worry about them.

He's hardly even allowed to leave the village anymore due to this habit and Sarutobi is at his wit's end with all the paperwork it creates.

The Third: Seriously Orochimaru!? You can't keep doing this!

Orochimaru: But Sensei-

The Third: It was a little cute at first but now it's just concerning!

Orochimaru: She's an Uzumaki~ :D

The Third: ...

Orochimaru: :D

The Third: Get out of my office.

Funny anime story

Okay so back when I was in high school the first season of Attack on titan came out and I could only watch the sub cause that's what Netflix had. Now one Saturday I decided to binge the entire season and my mom was the only other person home. She wasn't really watching and had no idea what was happening but would occasionally glance at the screen. Around the last few episodes, she sat down next to me to fold laundry, and I was completely focused on the Eren Jean switcharoo when all of a sudden I hear my mom laugh and go, "Horse face!" So basically, the only thing my mom learned about the series is that Jean has a horse face and I think that's amazing!