I'm Starting To Think DC Is An Evil Djinn And Jason Is The One Making Wishes Because Wth DC?

I'm starting to think DC is an evil djinn and Jason is the one making wishes because wth DC?

Jason, watching the bomb count down in the warehouse in Ethiopia: I wish I could see Bruce again...

DC: Sure thing buddy!

Jason, the Red Hood, trying to tone down the murder so he can keep his deal with Batman: Man, these severe anger issues sure make it hard to tone down the violence, kinda wish I could get rid of them.

DC: All you had to do was ask!

Seriously though my boy deserves so much more someone get him therapy (not in Arkham!!!!) this is getting out of hand

Jean go ten minutes in practice without pulling dirty moves challenge- difficulty level: impossible

Jean joins the Trojans and the switch is totally seamless and easy I’m sure

take my fucking grief, i'll spit it in your mouth

you can choke on it while you're at it

reverse viking funeral

And their explanations as to how all that happens are always frustratiny vague but they say it like the JL members are idiots for not connecting the dots.

Clark: but... But how can Justice...

Steph: You know how Nightwing's name comes from that one kryptonian legend? Well that's why obviously.

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Oliver: but surely the bat signal one is a lie... Obiects can't... Objects aren't people!

Jason, pulling out his All Blades: Well they could be, if you made an effort

Oliver: ....are you an actual person though

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Hal: But how could Robin have spawned out of Batman, that makes no sense!

Tim: hermaphroditism, duh

Barry: Oh come on, that's not even the accurate word

Robin: for humans it is not

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

A good tip to supporting people with disabilities: maybe listen to them?

Whenever my throat hurts it lasts for a super long time and I just don't talk, and this one time I went to the library and was asking them some info, so I get there, sign "hi", sign that i am hearing, and then show him question written on my phone. He basically says "gotcha don't worry" in sign language and starts explaining me stuff on paper. I sign "no no i am hearing I can hear you just not speak." He signs "yeah don't worry I gotcha". I ask another question and write along with it that I can hear him. He still answers on writing. I give up, parting ways and signing goodbye to him. People will sometimes assume I am deaf because of my noise cancelling earphones for sensory overload issues, which is a fair mistake, or because I use sign language for other reasons -but this was the first time my attempts at clarification were just plain ignored. I was so confused, how are you trying to support people you don't even listen to?

In other news, Caitlyn Scott-Lee, an autistic 16 years old girl, killed herself this year, now scientists want to read her private diary to better understand autistic people's struggles. Over 50% of autistic adults can speak, and among those who don't, many have access to alternative forms of communication, and they talk -about how they'd rather be called, what their feedback on some therapies and associations is... The point is they talk. Don't read a dead girl's private diary. Don't interview parents, families and physicians only in order to understand what's going on in autistic people's minds. It's not some extraordinary, deeply complicated mystery. Just listen.