And Their Explanations As To How All That Happens Are Always Frustratiny Vague But They Say It Like The

And their explanations as to how all that happens are always frustratiny vague but they say it like the JL members are idiots for not connecting the dots.

Clark: but... But how can Justice...

Steph: You know how Nightwing's name comes from that one kryptonian legend? Well that's why obviously.

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Oliver: but surely the bat signal one is a lie... Obiects can't... Objects aren't people!

Jason, pulling out his All Blades: Well they could be, if you made an effort

Oliver: ....are you an actual person though

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Hal: But how could Robin have spawned out of Batman, that makes no sense!

Tim: hermaphroditism, duh

Barry: Oh come on, that's not even the accurate word

Robin: for humans it is not

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

take my fucking grief, i'll spit it in your mouth

you can choke on it while you're at it

reverse viking funeral

Yeah sorry Kevin is definitely in a horror movie and he knows it

Aftg is fun cause all the characters are living in different genres like neil is in a mafia thriller while andrew is in some a24 drama film. Kevin is the horse girl in a horse girl movie and dan is in an underdogs sports story. Poor aaron is trying to have a normal slice of life forbidden romance type beat but then he has to go and kill a guy.

Dick: "I want a refund"

Dick: *gets a refund*

Dick: no no wait not like that

I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.