Happy Star Wars Day! Today Marks The 1472nd Anniversary Of When Saint Star Wars Drove The Leeches Out

Happy Star Wars day! Today marks the 1472nd anniversary of when Saint Star Wars drove the leeches out of the Danube River by slapping his asscheeks so hard it made God weep.

Gay Waluigi be like

“Waaaaahs Queen.”

Who invented the cube? Someone had to do it.

Was Maeri x Laika ever implied to be thing early on? I legitimately can’t remember.

If a donut were to suddenly appear in front of my face, I would not even try to grab it with my mouth. This is what separates me from the animals.

Socially I’m a mess because if I’m not explicitly told that people like me every other day or so I’ll shrivel up and die like some kind of fucked-up tamagotchi.