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omg lol we're all just fucking idiots living in our own algorithm-made simulations if you rly think about it

i like to think that uranium city isn’t a normal town- like instead of birds chirping or cars driving by it’s just meepcity music. everyday all day, just meepcity ost and no one is like ‘damn bro where that music from?’ its just background sound.

Unreliable narrator except they’re not unreliable they’re straight up lying about everything and the other narrator has to keep correcting them.

Narrator 1: I’m telling you, they’re alive. It was just a little burn.

Narrator 2: They are not, in fact, alive. They jumped into an erupting volcano.

Thomas could never kill any of us. We'd hear those ass cheeks clapping over kilometers. Same goes for Michael honestly.

Met a really nice girl at work today!! We got to chat because we do similar work and tbh it's really refreshing chatting to a non-coworker who knows the struggle with our area of work.

I hope she comes by again sometime! She was really sweet.

i think if Tech ever gets asked his weight by like a medical droid or something he‘ll take it really literally and be like “I have an approximate weight of 871.22 newtons.”

"do you have any weapons on you"

But the weapon is in them. They've been stabbed.

I found this on Pinterest and the only thing I can think of now is Jessy (and probably the rest of the Duskwood gang tbh) doing this on MC and Jake’s first date. Like just imagine the chaos and hilarity it would cause. 

not even gonna lie, bombs away by shotgun willy would vault boy

Who invented the cube? Someone had to do it.

I love how in older movies, they are very worried about whether or not the viewer realizes the movie has ended. Like everyone will ride into the sunset, or walk out of the courtroom after winning a case, and the producers are like, "Do you think it's too subtle? Do you think they realize it's over?" So just to be safe, in big, fancy letters, they write, "The End" to ensure everyone knows the movie is over. Did they really think we were just gonna stare at a black screen and wonder when the "intermission" will end? lol

Ok please just hear me out on this one. So you know how sometimes people put something in their mouth, like a pencil, to hold it bc their hands are full? They are using their mouth as a third hand. Now this is where things get wild. Let's consider the mouth as two hands, each jaw being its own individual hand. Humans are really cool because we have opposable thumbs, but when you think about it, the tongue is the 'mouth-hand' equivalent to an opposable thumb. The definition of opposable thumb is "a thumb that can be placed opposite the fingers of the same hand." If our jaw is our hand, and our teeth are our fingers, that would make out tongue a thumb. The tongue can move left and right, which would oppose the veridical movement of our jaws. Even if we only say out bottom jaw has a thumb (tongue), because that is the "hand" the thumb is attached to, that still means we would have a third hand with a thumb. By definition our tongue is the opposable thumb, of the 'mouth-hand.' (I know this isn't like, scientifically sound... But it's a fun concept to think about. Plus with this (slightly irrational and incorrect) argument, you could say any animal with a jaw, teeth, and tongue have opposable thumbs.) Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

The ocean is carbonated. I can think of no other possible explanation for these photos ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌ the ocean is soda or maybe beer but not soup, I don't make the rules

I just bought a men's XL hoodie for $2 at a thrift sale and it was the best $2 I've spent in a long time. Like oh my gosh I feel like nothing can go wrong. I'm invincible. I feel so safe and protected. Bro I've been on antidepressants for years and no pill has ever made me feel so safe and so contented. I never want to take it off. I'm going to live in this hoodie now and no one can stop me.

The Gremlin Rag literally feelings like finding out the monster under my bed has some fire music. Like, they might be scaring the shit out of me, but hey, at least we're vibing, ya know?

You know that moment when you see someone you think is cute and you wish you could just go up to them and start a conversation or do something cool but instead you know you'll probably end up ticing and they will think something wrong with you and that you're insane so you don't do anything because you know it's inevitable that they won't like you because they will get the wrong impression with you start twitching or making weird noises? Yeah me neither, that would really suck

Making art is a delicate dance that no one taught me the steps to

People really be saying, "don't go into art, you won't be able to make a living." They should have told me, "don't go into art, it's hard." Man I love art but dang going to college for art is aHhHHHHhh

If there is a bit of fluff on the biscuits, take the fluff off the biscuits, for it is rude to serve biscuits with fluff

I don't think I have a brain, but if I did have a brain it would be jellyfish. Jellyfish with worms eating it and play cards and a random acorn bouncing around and gears with no teeth that just spin like wheels and don't do anything. Oh and I think if I had a brain it's in my feet. I step on it all day. No wonder it doesn't work.