Hardest Part About Being Ace Is When I Make Jokes About Characters I'm In Love With (like, "please!!

Hardest part about being ace is when I make jokes about characters I'm in love with (like, "please!! Give me one chance!! I'll do anything!! Oh god, please, I'm on my knees!!" or miming that I'm snacking my credit card on the desk), and the people around me will start to question my sexuality. Guys can I not joke around? I really just love this character normally, but that's not funny enough for me :(

There’s a very real possibility that the word “Clussy” will be included in the Oxford Dictionary in the not too distant future.

…GODDAMMIT that’s funny.

i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.

the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.

I’m only horny when it’s funny

Hardest part about being ace is when I make jokes about characters I'm in love with (like, "please!! Give me one chance!! I'll do anything!! Oh god, please, I'm on my knees!!" or miming that I'm snacking my credit card on the desk), and the people around me will start to question my sexuality. Guys can I not joke around? I really just love this character normally, but that's not funny enough for me :(