And Its Free

and its free

Man is ADHD fun. I love talking to people then zoning out thinking about random bullshit and completely forgetting I was having a conversation with someone only to remember with abject horror that I was, in fact, having a conversation 3-4 sentences later. Then I get to play catch-up for the rest of the conversation and pray to god they don’t ask any questions. Always fun.

Gotta say this is definitely not the dystopian hellscape of a future I was hoping for. Quite disappointing overall.

ER Nurse: So you’re a chef?

Me: Yep. Have been for 2 years now.

ER Nurse: How’d you manage to cut your finger then? Aren’t you trained with knives.

Me: I never said I was a good chef.

Man I love going to the bar with my one guy friend because he can never get the bartenders attention for the life of him so I have to order for both of us. Problem is he only drinks fruity drinks and I tend to order whiskey, so every time the bartender sees this intimidating 6’4 dude and this barely 5’3 chick and has to guess who gets the cosmo, and who gets the whiskey on the rocks. They have yet to guess right.

One person at work likes to go into the bathrooms and switch the toilet paper the wrong way and I don’t know who they are. All I know is they’re the bane of my existence and my sworn enemy.