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I'm the kind of person that when I fall on the floor. I stay on the floor. The floor is now my home. It is my domain. My territory. My property.
And I am too lazy to defend it. But I will kick you if I get the chance.
I just felt an unreasonable wave of anxiety. Like one day I'm not paying attention to where I'm going and I suddenly fall in a river because of it. And I'm not a strong swimmer.....
ER Nurse: So you’re a chef?
Me: Yep. Have been for 2 years now.
ER Nurse: How’d you manage to cut your finger then? Aren’t you trained with knives.
Me: I never said I was a good chef.
Guess which dumbass almost broke his ankle yesterday while playing netball!
ME
IM ON FUCKING CRUTCHES NOW
I CANT MOVE MY FUCKING TOES
I CAN'T MOVE MY FUCKING FOOT
IT HURTS LIKE FUCKING HELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope y'all are well.
I'm definitely not.
Byeeee
*trips over shoelaces and falls onto mic*
Theyre Charlie's depressed dorky dads your honor
Say something about this ship!
Perhaps the least-suave members of the Heron family, Tricoloured Herons are just a mess. Unable to coordinate more than one physical activity at a time, it is not an uncommon occurrence for these awkward birds to spectacularly fail even the simplest of exercises. Above, a Tricoloured Heron falls face-first in the mud after tripping into a hole obscured by recent rainfall.
Imagine how funny it would be if I broke my whole damn leg trying to get in my shower and slipping on water, which is an essential part of a shower.
I didn’t, yet. But I almost did
Namjoon and V
Dangerously Clumsy
someone wrap tae up in bubble wrap
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.
Me, when I can't control myself to stare my crush instead of...being classy and charming and awesome and clever and intriguing and mysterious and funny and obvious and predictable and pretty and handsome and not clumsy at all.
TOS headcanon
prompt: Hey don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself
Spock
Please come down from the tree
you really shouldn’t have climbed that high up the tree
he will pace around under the tree until you decide to come down
and then you tell him you’ll come down
hes so relieved
and then he looks up and you look like your about to jump
“Don’t do that! You’ll hurt yourself!”
of course you had already let go of the branch
and of course, you did in fact get hurt
long long lecture about how you shouldn’t do that again (Vulcan version of I told you so)
Kirk
He’s somehow simultaneously laid back and a worry wort
You’re swimming and he’s just hanging out with Bones by the bar
then he looks up and nearly has a heart attack because there you are
You’ve climbed up to a cliff edge (for cliff diving purposes)
Yeah there’s water below you, but all Jim sees is the fact there you’re very high up
“Sweetheart, don’t do that you’ll hurt yourself!” He shouts from the bar as calmly as possible (which is not very calm)
You were fine this time, but Jim still nearly passed out while Bones just kinda smiled at you as if he were congratulating you on your accomplishment
Bones
“Don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself”? You mean the thing that he spends all day, everyday saying?
at this point he only half registers when people are doing semi-dangerous things
your probably messing with some gadget that you aren’t supposed to even have
when he looks up from his book to see this he just raises an eyebrow
goes back to reading before realising what he’s just seen
gives a half hearted “hey don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself”
Sometimes I forget how important it is to me to live in am environment I have already adapted too. Fortunately for this post but unfortunately for my body I went to guatemala for a vacation. I'm gonna be here for two weeks. Weeks one is over. I had wonderful experiences and a damn good time at my brothers wedding. The thing I have realised is, that everytime I move to a new location I am just hurting myself. In the physical sense. When I shaved the night before the wedding a shaved a patch of shin of. When I was dancing I basically rubbed of a part of skin from my left toe due to the high heels I was wearing bc I refused to take them of because my dress was to long and I didn't want to destroy it. That was expensive goddamn it! (that one was kind of my fault but when I wanted to change my shoes I realised I forgot my socks so I couldn't have used them anyway (a very nice Woman that was a few years older than me gave me a pair of socks when we were about to leave. She bought a whole pack on her way to the venue bc she too, forgot her socks)). When I went and had my nails done for the wedding my thigh hit the table while getting up and now I have a bruise as big as my JBL in ear buds case. I managed to stub my toe so hard that it swelled so that I can't really move it anymore. It also turned this shade of purple that I would love for an eye shadow but not really on my toe. At least it was the tiny one so it's not really bothering me. And my countless mosquito bites and other insignificant smaller bruises get an honorary mention. All in all I look like I'm facing abuse but no, I'm just clumsy and I'm not used to this house nor the environment.
Walked my silly little clumsy ass into work tonight and broke a jar. One hour into my shift and I broke a glass jar... :|
I want to go home omfg
But I can't and they're making me work EXTRA fast. I can't keep up with the pace and they might fire me :p
Out of Balance
Hello hello and welcome to this week’s six sentence story based on the word BALANCE. I missed last week’s trying to do too many things in too little time, but I am back this week, working on NaNoWriMo, and that includes writing ALL the words! Follow out narrator as they have a bad day serving breakfast. There is a balance to everything, except for her, she was entirely unbalanced, or clumsy,…
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