Man Is ADHD Fun. I Love Talking To People Then Zoning Out Thinking About Random Bullshit And Completely

Man is ADHD fun. I love talking to people then zoning out thinking about random bullshit and completely forgetting I was having a conversation with someone only to remember with abject horror that I was, in fact, having a conversation 3-4 sentences later. Then I get to play catch-up for the rest of the conversation and pray to god they don’t ask any questions. Always fun.

My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.

Ok so hear me out. If all Gen 3 synths are composed of a modified version of Shaun’s DNA and he’s the “Father” of all modern synths and Danse is a gem 3 synth, doesn’t that make danse your grandson?

ER Nurse: So you’re a chef?

Me: Yep. Have been for 2 years now.

ER Nurse: How’d you manage to cut your finger then? Aren’t you trained with knives.

Me: I never said I was a good chef.

Scrolling on clothing apps is always wild because your options are always:

1. Here’s a shirt that covers your nipples and nothing else. I hope you like shorts that are the size of underwear. Fuck modesty show the world your entire titty. Who ever said clothing should cover you up. You want a skirt that you can’t bend over in without flashing everyone? Say no more we have 40. Time is fading and your youth is too so here’s a skintight dress that leaves nothing to the imagination. Go wild.

Or

2. The biggest ugliest shirt you’ve ever seen. Completely unflattering t-shirts so no one can guess what your figure is like. Don’t you dare let the world see your body you slut. Cover every inch of your skin and look like shit doing it. Your body is disgusting and you know it so wear this dress that looks like a tarp. That skirt better not go above your knees Jesus is watching you. A plain black hoodie cause we know you look like shit in anything else.

And there’s no in between.

God I love switching video games and just fucking up the controls on the new one. Just switched over from New Vegas to Outer worlds and now I just keep t-bagging corpses trying to pull up my pip boy that I don’t have. It’s a blast.