I Want A House Like This. Legit, A Gothic Victorian Alla The Addams Is Fully My Dream Vibe.

I want a house like this. Legit, a gothic Victorian alla the Addams is fully my dream vibe.

I love Xavier, but I also love the Slinky joke, and this is funny.

*Nightshades are gathered at the top floor of Ophelia Hall*

Wednesday: once again I am compelled to obey the whims of Enid

Enid: she is surprisingly bad at poker

Wednesday: I am required to grant titles of insidious affection to some of you

Enid: nicknames. I told her to give you nicknames

Wednesday: Ajax, you are dubbed Rocky, for your abilities and your love of 80s movies

Ajax: Yo, Adrian

Wednesday: Barclay, I shall call Barracuda for it being a deadly aquatic beast and Enid's inability to pronounce it

Enid: Barry Coo Duh

Bianca: Huh. I don't hate it

Xavier: You've really grown as a person, Wednesday. I can't wait to hear what you call me.

Enid stepping in front of Wednesday: Oh hey Xavs, let me tell you instead. Your nickname is Slinky

Xavier: What.. I don't understand

Enid: You're not really good for anything, but you bring a smile to my face when I do this

Enid sends Xavier tumbling down the stairs

Bianca: So did not see that coming

Yoko whispering to Wednesday: Please lose more bets

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby