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Beach Day with the girls

Enid, Bianca and Divina take a swim while the raven and vampire stay on the sand huddling under a large umbrella

Divina: Was it a good idea to bring them along?

Bianca: They look miserable.

Enid: Well…. They didn’t want to be left out. Besides they have each other!

-hiding under the umbrella-

Yoko: We look like idiots here.

Wednesday: Ugh, why does the sun have to be so bright?

Yoko: We should’ve just stayed home.

Wednesday: For once. I agree.

Yoko: *leans head on Wednesday’s shoulder*

Wednesday: *pushes her off*

Yoko: Maybe she’s… a witch.

Enid: She’s a psychic.

Yoko: How do we know for sure?

Enid: She told me! Plus she gets visions like other psychics here.

Yoko: She could be saying that. I think she’s a witch. She’s an Addams after all.

Enid: The Addams aren’t witches though.

Wednesday enters the room carrying a broomstick, a cauldron and a spell book

Wednesday: Sorry girls. Just had to clean up our room. The ritual got a little messy.

Yoko turns to Enid: Is she not a witch?!

Enid: So she has a hobby! That doesn’t automatically make her a witch! Wends, what we’re you trying to do?

Wednesday: I was trying to bring Goody back to life.

Yoko turns to Enid and gives her a look

Enid: Oh come on. Girls can’t just resurrect girls anymore?!

Yoko: Thanks for letting me sleep over guys!

Enid: No problem, Yoko! Always happy to have my best friend sleep over after being brutally scolded at by her girlfriend for missing their five year anniversary.

Yoko: Thanks….. and thank you for putting up with me, Wends.

Wednesday: No problem Yoko. Though I must warn you that I talk in my sleep.

-around midnight-

Wednesday: *sleeping*

Wednesday: I want to kill you, Yoko.

Yoko wakes up about to burst into tears

Enid walks in on Wednesday petting Yoko’s head lightly as the vampire buries her face in her legs

Enid: Yoko? Wednesday? What’s going on?

Wednesday continuously petting: Im comforting Yoko.

Yoko: *still crying*

Wednesday: She’s having a bad day.

Enid: Wends do you not know how to comfort people?

Wednesday: She’s crying because she bit Divina’s neck and she started bleeding…. and started sucking her blood.

Enid: Oh…

Enid:

Enid pets Yoko’s head lightly: There there.

Yoko runs out of the room crying hysterically

Divina: She didn’t mean that!

Bianca: Damn it, Wednesday.

Enid entering the room: You made Yoko cry on her birthday?! What did you say?

Wednesday: What’s wrong with saying “you’re one year closer to death” huh?

Enid: What the hell is this?!

Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.

Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.

Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?

Enid:

Enid: Well-

Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.

Enid: Who?!

-Yokovina’s Room-

Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.

Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies

Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.

*Enid caring for a sick Wednesday who has a fever of 101.5*

Enid : Wednesday Friday Addams, you WILL take this medicine so help me god!

Wednesday : Spare me, Enid, it’s just a small fever. They didn’t have endless pharmaceuticals at their disposal in the medieval days. If they can handle it, so can I.

Enid : They died, Wednesday. A lot of them died!

Wednesday : *grins* Precisely.

Enid : WEDNESDAY!

Wednesday: Since you’re a vampire, is the sun too much for your eyes?

Yoko: What? Oh no. That’s not really the reason why I wear sunglasses.

Wednesday: Explain?

Yoko: I’ll just show you-

Enid: Oh god no please don’t.

Wednesday: Don’t what?

Yoko laughs: She doesn’t like seeing my eyes under the sun.

The vampire takes off her sunglasses to reveal her eyes are completely white

Enid: God that’s so gross.

Wednesday: Fascinating. *looks closer at Yoko’s eyes*

Yoko: First time I showed Enid she freaked out badly.

Enid crying: That’s because you were pretending to be possessed!

Yoko: Ahhh good times.

Wednesday: All the crimes I commit I make into a ten chapter story and post it on Ao3.

Yoko: Why on gods name would you do that?

Wednesday: For the thrill of course. Take a look.

The raven slides her laptop to the vampire.

Yoko: Oh my god why are there so many? Aren’t you afraid you’ll get caught?

Wednesday: I never said it was MY account.

Yoko: *checks the laptop*

Yoko: IS THIS MY ACCOUNT?!

Wednesday: Indeed it is.

Yoko: Why would you do that?!

Wednesday: For the thrill of it of course.

Enid: *walks in* Yoko! I read your latest chapter! Did you really hide the body under your bed?!

Yoko: MY BED?!

The vampire checks under her bed to see a body wrapped in a garbage bag. Before she can scream at the raven she turns around to see she’s nowhere to be found.

Yoko: WEDNESDAY FRIDAY ADDAMS!

Enid: I’ll pick you up something nice after work! Maybe a new knife. Or a new axe.

Wednesday: My love…. why are you so sweet to me?

Enid: *gives a long passionate kiss to Wednesday*

Enid: Does that answer your question?

Wednesday: I love you too my sweet wolf.

Enid: I’ll see you later okay? Love you my sweet Raven. *leaves the house*

Wednesday: My god….she’s just so….

Yoko: Awww Wednesday! Are you gonna-

The raven quickly pins the vampire to the wall with her knife drawn to her neck

Yoko: Okay- okay I’m sorry!

Wednesday: If you tell anyone about this vamps, I swear to god I’ll-

Wednesday:

Wednesday: YOKO HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO OUR HOUSE?!

Yoko: Everybody remembers their first right?

Divina: I guess?

Enid: Definitely! I remember it very fondly.

Yoko: Wends?

Wednesday: Hm?

Bianca: Do you remember your first time?

Enid: She should! Right baby?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Like…. murdering or sex?

The girls groan at the raven

Yoko: SEX Wednesday! Of course I meant sex!!! Why on earth would I be asking your first time MURDERING someone?!

Wednesday: Because I remember THAT very fondly.

Wednesday just fell to her knees

Wednesday: *lighting candles* Okay that should be it. We are ready for the ritual.

Yoko: I hope this works.

Bianca: What’s the next step?

Wednesday: Now one of us has to do a certain dance for the ritual to begin.

Bianca: What kind of dance?

Wednesday: It’s an old Addams family dance. I think it’s in here somewhere *flips through the Addams ritual book*

Enid: Oh! I got this!

Enid stands in the middle of the candle circle and proceeds to perform a K-pop dance

Yoko: Woo! You go Enid!

Wednesday: Enid, my love, PLEASE! This is no time for fooling around-

The candles and blood splattered on the floor begin to burn brightly

Bianca: Holy shit it’s working.

Yoko: *continues cheering* Yes Enid!!

Wednesday: How…. how the hell is this possible?!

Wednesday’s Game

Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.

Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!

Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?

Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?

Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?

Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.

Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?

Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.

Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!

Divina: This sounds like a crime!

Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!

Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.

Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.

Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!

Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.

Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-

Wednesday flips the hour glass

Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!

Yoko: What are you two doing?

Enid: Wednesday and I are playing a game!

Wednesday: Correction, I’M playing a game. Enid is watching.

Enid: I’m making her play it for me.

Yoko: Why can’t you play it?

Enid: I can’t bring myself to choose all the evil choices. That’s why Willa is doing it for me!

Wednesday: *sighs* Anything for my Mon Coeur.

The raven walks into the room to find her werewolf and vampire playing chess

Wednesday: Huh. I didn’t take you two to be the type to play chess.

Enid: We’ve been at this for hours.

Yoko: Just two, Enid. Don’t exaggerate.

Wednesday looks at the chess board confused

Wednesday: This is…. an interesting way to play.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Wait do you two have any idea how to play chess?

Yoko: Nope.

Enid: Absolutely not. We’re just winging it.

Wednesday: *rolls her eyes* These two I swear to god.

Wednesday: Let me know who wins.

Friday the 13TH

Wednesday: These are my kind of Fridays. *sipping tea*

Enid: I hate Friday the 13TH.

Wednesday: Mi Amor don’t tell me you’re superstitious.

Enid: Aren’t you?! It’s always bad luck. I swear every Friday the 13TH something always bad happens to me.

Wednesday: I’m not superstitious. Although I never have to worry.

Enid: Because you’re an Addams?

Wednesday: Something like that. We do get bad luck.

Wednesday picks up her hand mirror and drops it to the ground breaking into tiny pieces.

-At Jericho-

Divina: Why did it get cloudy all of a sudden?

Yoko: *gets struck by lightning*

Bianca: Oh my god! Yoko are you okay?

Yoko: *lying on the ground almost burnt to the crisp*

Yoko: I’ll be fine. *coughing*

Divina: How the hell did that happen?!

Yoko: I can’t explain it but I think it had something to do with our best friend’s evil girlfriend.

-Back at Wenclair’s room-

Wednesday: We do get the bad luck. It just doesn’t happen directly to us.

Enid:

Enid: Oh god where’s Yoko?

Wednesday gets lost during Trick or Treating

Yoko: Oh god. Where the hell is she?

Enid: She was a ghost! So just look for someone wearing a white bedsheet with two eye holes!

Divina: Enid are you blind? There’s like eight kids wearing the same thing!

Enid: Then find the tallest one!

Yoko: Wednesday is short!

Enid: Damn it you’re right.

Enid: *stops to think*

Enid: Okay I got it! Yoko! Say “vampires are better than werewolves.”

Yoko: What? Why me?

Enid: Just do it!

Yoko: Okay. Uh- Vampires are-

Yoko is tackled to the ground by a short ghost girl

Wednesday: Do you want to DIE tonight?!

Divina: Hey we found her!

Enid: It worked!

Yoko: What the fuck- I didn’t even finish that sentence!!!!

My delusions are telling me they actually loved each other

Yoko: You are a selfish bitch, you know that?

Wednesday: And you’re an idiot, vamps. It’s my plan anyway, so eat me!

Yoko: I’m- I’m sorry what?

Wednesday: You heard me! Eat me, Yoko!

Yoko: *blushing*

Yoko: I- I don’t know what you mean-

Enid: Wends, that’s not the expression.

Enid: *whispers in her ear*

Wednesday: Bite me I mean! Bite me, Vamps! Pierce your teeth in my neck and suck my blood!

Yoko: I…. I don’t….uh…. I mean I’d be happy to if you want.

Enid: *facepalms*

Enid: When we get back I have to teach you some of these expressions correctly.