If Its Off Beat Im Gonna Hannah Baker Myself/j

If it’s off beat im gonna Hannah Baker myself/j

Car sauce getting EXPONSIVE

Whoops, totally forgot my friend requested a Dazai x gn reader so here you go

No warnings but it’s fluff but also enemies to lovers

You’ve always hated Dazai, you worked with him for years and there’s just something about him that annoys you. Like the fact that he flirts with every single girl that he finds which makes you cringe, the fact that he sometimes flirts with you also which makes you cringe, and the fact that he’s a little shit almost all the time. Like that one time he pulled a prank on you and put a toy that looks like a cockroach in your coffee so you would be terrified.

Imagine your surprise when you realize you managed to have maybe a teensy little crush on him.

“Fuck this can’t be good, he’s my coworker and what’s even worse is that he’s such a little shit!” You didn’t know what to do with these emotions, aren’t you supposed to hate him? Why are you all of a sudden not totally cringing when he flirts with you? Why do you feel a little bit of jealousy when he flirts with girls? I mean it’s not like you can just bottle up these emotions that’s not healthy. And what’s even worse is….does he even feel the same way?

Dazai’s POV: Dazai couldn’t really believe it, I mean he’s flirt with other people before since he’s a manwhore but having feelings for them? That’s a first. And never in a million years would he thought it would be y/n of all people, and here he is venting to chuuya who could care less about this situation.

“I don’t know chuuya there’s just something about them that makes me get butterflies do you get what I mean?” “…. Dude I genuinely don’t care” chuuya then grabs his wine bottle and leaves. Dazai doesn’t know what to do in this situation, I mean doesn’t y/n hate him? Or do they just act like they do?… you know what? He can’t fight this anymore love is love and it’s now or never, he’s going to confess to them later tonight!

Readers POV: after hours of debating whether or not they should confess or actually bottle up these feelings they have finally made their decision.

“You know what fuck it you only live once, I’ll confess later tonight and if he says no then oh well there’s plenty of fish in the sea and at least this would all be over!”

Later that night:

Dazai was about to walk to y/ns house with a rose in his hand, meanwhile y/ns about to walk to dazais house! As Dazai was thinking about what was gonna happen he accidentally bumped into someone.

“Sorry! I didnt see you th- wait Y/N?!” “DAZAI?! What the hell are you doing here?”

“Well I came to see you… I uhh have to tell you something”

“Me too… how about we both say it at the same time on a count of three?”

One….

Two….

Three.

“I LIKE YOU!” Surprisingly both of them said the same thing and confessed to eachother making them look redder than that rose Dazai was holding.

“You…. Like me?.. but I don’t get it I’m usually so mean to you even if I don’t mean it an-“ Dazai quickly cut off Y/n by kissing them passionately, the kiss felt like it lasted forever, it felt like some romance movie where in the end of the movie they finally kissed.

After they stopped Dazai quickly went back to teasing. “Wow you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing~”

“Oh my god shut up manwhore”

Where are these i need them in my life n o w 👹

Requested by a friend of mine<3

Angel Dust x Male Reader

Warnings: The pure existence of Valentino, angst, fluff at the end, I think that’s it

You knew there’d be consequences for dating Angel dust, he barely knows what it’s like to be loved. But you would happily show him how it feels to be loved, no matter how long it takes

You were anxiously waiting for him to come home on the couch. he said he’d be back an hour ago, you always worried everytime Angel comes home knowing how Valentino is. You wish you could just kick Valentino in the balls for hurting your lover.

You were sitting on the couch waiting, shaking your leg nervously and biting your nails while waiting to hear the door open, you just hoped Angel was okay. After 30 minutes Angel Dust finally came home, your smile turned into a worried expression when you saw him. “Angel…Is that a bruise on your cheek?” Angel quickly became defensive and said “no It isn’t! It’s just smudged makeup that’s all..don’t worry about me sugar..” you weren’t buying it at all, this isn’t the first time this happened either.

You knew Valentino could be an asshole and sometimes get physical if Angel doesn’t do what he wants, it pains you to see him this way. “How can I not be worried about you?…I’m your boyfriend..I always worry everytime you go to work..you don’t deserve the kind of stuff you endure at work, nobody does…I wish I could kill Valentino so he’d be double dead” Angel chuckled a little bit at your response. You held one of his hands and lead him to the kitchen, you then got a bandaid for his bruise. “You don’t have to tell me what happened if you don’t want to..I want you to know that I will always be there for you, no matter what..” Angel seemed a little shock at your words, he was never usually seen as a person, always seen as some object used for pleasure. Angel then hugged you tightly and whispered out a “thank you”.

The both of you went to the bedroom and cuddled, usually when he gets back from work you two end up fucking in the bed but, there are times when all Angel wants to do is be in your arms and stay there until you both wake up. It’s going to take a while for him to get used to being loved, but you don’t mind waiting.

This is for a horny friend that requested an Asmo smut so here you go📸

Asmo x Trans male reader (but reader has a coochie since my bestie has a coochie)

Warnings: oral (reader receiving), First time, no protection (ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION KIDS), dirty talk, overstimulation

It was your very first 1 year anniversary with your loving boyfriend Asmo, he wanted this anniversary to be an anniversary you’ll never forget.

“Honestly Asmo you shouldn’t have done all of this for me, I haven’t even got you a present yet…” “oh come on y/n you deserve literally everything in the world! Todays our special day remember~?” This year being with Asmo has been the greatest year of your life, it makes you question how In the world you managed to get with the avatar of lust.

“I have one more surprise for you doll~” Jesus there’s more? You two spent almost the whole day together going out shopping, going to dinner, going to a salon together. What could possibly be the last surprise? You giggled before you said “what is it this time dear?” Asmo then grabbed your hand and walked you to his room, it looked different somehow… it looked more romantic

The floor and bed was covered with roses, there was lovely music playing in the background, and the lights just set up the mood even more. It was like out of a cheesy romance movie. “Asmo it’s… it’s beautiful…” “I’ve been meaning to save this moment for something very special, like our anniversary~..” he then kissed you passionately before he stopped saying “Y/n… do you mind if I… take your virginity?” You were shocked. You wanted your first time to be with someone special…

Someone like Asmo. You hesitated for a moment before nodding and saying “of course Asmo… your the only man I would let have my first time… I trust you dear” Asmo looked like the Cupid just shot him in the heart after hearing those words, Asmo then kissed you passionately again. It felt like it was right out of a romance movie, the scenario was so perfect… all the brothers have gone out to do something since Asmo begged them to be out of the house so he can celebrate this anniversary, so it was just the two of us…

Asmo then gently placed me down the bed and stopped kissing me to ask “do you want to be top or bottom darling~?” You paused for a moment and then said you were probably more of a bottom, when it comes to these types of things you never really imagine yourself on top. Asmo then started kissing you all over, starting from your neck giving you hickeys as you lightly moaned.

You don’t even remember when he took off your clothes but he did, as he started kissing you from your neck all the way your thighs giving you hickeys on your inner thighs. “Remember darling, your body is beautiful and you shouldn’t be shy right now… just relax~” he must have realized how shy and nervous you were, but those reassuring words helped you a lot to calm down.

After Asmo was finished with peppering you with kisses, he then finally started licking your pussy. You then immediately arched your back and moaned, this was the very first time you ever felt like this before. Asmo then giggled and said “relax darling you’ll get used to it soon~” he was right you should relax, first times are always nervous. You calmed down as he continued to licking your pussy.

Now you know why he’s the avatar of lust, you’re surprised your even lasting this long from how good he’s eating you out. It lasted for about 2 minutes before you were about to cum, Asmo noticed that and stopped as you whined “Asmo w-why” you panted as Asmo giggled “darling it’s your first time I want your first ever climax to be around my cock~” you were as red as a tomato with those words.

“But first we need to prep you first, I’m probably a little too big for you hun~” he said as he winked, you were a little nervous about that last statement but this is Asmo we’re talking about, you know he’ll reassure you all the way. He then started to put 2 fingers into you which made you immediately moan “A-Asmo faster p-please~..” “My my you have such a way with words dear~” Asmo said as he started to finger you more faster like you said. You started to feel as if your about to cum like before and of course, Asmo removed his fingers.

“I think you’re ready for me now darling, Don’t worry I’ll move when you tell me to~” you’re really glad that Asmo is your first time, these reassuring words has made you less insecure and more calm about your first time. Asmo then slowly entered you which made you flinch. Asmo noticed and said “don’t worry dear, like I said I’ll only move when you tell me to” he didn’t move for a good minute until you finally said “you can move….”

Asmo then set up a steady pace, not too fast but not too slow either. It felt like you were in heaven by how amazing it felt, it feels like a dream somehow…you started to moan out “Asmo please f-faster…” “My your so bold y/n~” Asmo started to go faster which made you louder than before, this feeling was so great you came for the first time but Asmo didn’t stop. “Darling im the avatar of lust, I won’t be satisfied with just one climax~” he then continued as you moaned.

You’ve both been at it for probably 3 hours or so you’re not really sure, but after your 7th climax it was finally over. You were both panting as Asmo said “don’t even move darling I’ll go get the bath ready for you~” Asmo then got up and started a bath for you.

Asmo Really achieved his mission, because you’re never going to forget this night ever.