Guess Who Finally Drew A Tinimmy Kiss?? :D

Guess who finally drew a Tinimmy Kiss?? :D

Yes!! I was actually unsure about how this one was turning out at first, because the pose seemed a bit awkward for some reason? But then I decided it actually looked really cute and soft as I kept going and polishing it up.

I wanted to draw a Tinimmy Kiss because I don’t draw them muppets kissing enough!! Tina and J Ju are two characters I definitely need to draw more of.

Tumblr is being dumb and not wanting to work with me today (and is also dumb for not letting me put in more than one video clip), but @babsvibes asked me what some of my favorite Bob's Burgers quotes are, so here is my response in its entirety (you better buckle up, because it's long):

Babs!! I appreciate you so much, thank you for giving me another ask❣️

You already know who most of these quotes will be from because you asked me 🤣 This ask is too good, I’m super excited to get into this.

Okay, I don’t have these in any particular order (this was originally meant to be a top five but got expanded to eight (plus a ton of honorable mentions) because there are just too many good quotes), but some of my absolute favorites are:

—(From the movie): “I know you’re droopy Bob right now, but you know who else is in there? Dreamy Bob. The guy who wanted to open a restaurant in the first place, slap his name on it, make cuckoo, crazy burgers with wild ingredients. A new one every day.” —Linda 🥹

Bonus: “You know what you gotta do to droopy Bob? You gotta hit him in the nuts, like this! >:D”--Linda, AKA the best wife in the world

This scene always has me extremely unwell. It’s like the writers took a look at me and my blog and were just like How can we activate Doodler’s emotional tears to the maximum degree? It honestly has everything I could’ve asked for. Linda being the best, most supportive wife in the universe? Yup. Bob being his usual sad, dramatic self? Yes.

A BOBLIN FLASHBACK WITH LINDA PREGNANT WITH TINA AND BOB LOOKING SO EXCITED AND PASSIONATE ABOUT THE RESTAURANT?? 🥺🥺🥺 Check.

—(Also from the movie): “Can I say, ‘Honey, No’!” —Gene

“No 🙄” —Louise

This line is hilarious and caught me so off-guard when I first heard it. It’s one of the best Gene lines, which is quite the feat given that he has so many good lines. I can’t believe some people can’t see his beautiful Genderfluidity after hearing this line and Eugene Mirman’s delivery. Genuinely, though, I absolutely love how comfortable Gene usually is when it comes to being himself. There are moments where his self-doubt and insecurity creep in, and I could make a whole post about that, but whenever he’s around his family, he’s usually so comfortable with saying what he wants.

—(I forgot which episode this was from and couldn't figure out which one it was, if someone can tell me, that would be much appreciated 😭): “Teddy, I know that’s your burger. Stop being weird and just eat the burger.” —Mr. Bob Burger himself

Bonus: “Is this what you want you sick bastard?????” —Teddy

This exchange is so freaking funny, such a classic. Bob and Teddy’s yelling matches never fail to make me burst out laughing. And just the fact that this all happened because Bob gets so upset when people eat other burgers and like them, so everyone has to pretend to not like other burgers?? Hilarious. He’s such a sensitive man, I love him so much.

—(From “The Runaway Club”): “I’m a little disappointed too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was classy.” —Tina

Bonus: “Take. It. Off.” —Tammy

“I. Would. Rather. Die.” —Tina

“THEN YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!” —Tammy

Tina’s line here is so good. I love how she can come up with really good one-liners to get back at Tammy when she wants to. And Tammy getting so jealous and angry?? Hilarious. And then Jocelyn panicking and pulling the fire alarm?? And then Jimmy Jr. being an absolute dumbass and just spraying a fire extinguisher everywhere? 11/10 scene.

Plus, you gotta love how protective Gene and Louise get over Tina here: “Get your hands off my sister 😡”

—(Deleted line from “Father of the Bob”): “He lets me eat as much Tylenol as I want! 😄”

Yes, I’m including a link to the animation I did for this scene yesterday, don’t judge me.

Anyway, this line is actual comedy gold. I can’t believe they cut it. Yes, they don’t want kids to be irresponsible with Tylenol. But it’s so funny!! Gene, sweetie, please don’t overdose on medicine.

It’s also really sweet how much the kids love their Pop Pop. It’s just really nice that they have a grandparent they love because Gloria and Al are the worst.

—(From “Tina-Ranasaurus Wrecks”): “TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EITHER TURN AWAY OR STOP—THE BRAKES, TINA, YOU’RE ABOUT TO—HIT THE BRAKES” —Bob

Bonus: “God, you’re so honest. Who raised you?” —Bob

“I don’t know 😫” —Tina

This scene absolutely sends me Every. Single. Time. It’s so good. Just Tina’s constant groaning and Bob’s panic which only grows as they get closer to the only other car in the parking lot?? I can’t. His yelling at the end never fails to send me into a fit of laughter. There's just something about the way H. Jon Benjamin delivered it.

And the fact that the car Tina hit was Jimmy Pesto’s? That makes this scene even funnier.

—(From “Can’t Buy Me Math”): “Did someone order takeout or should I say take off?? 😏” —Bob

Bonus: “No one wants to see that! 😡” —Random patron at Jimmy Pesto’s

“Hey! I do! 🤬” —Linda

This is one of my all-time favorite Boblin moments, tied only with the flashback scene from the movie, and probably their moment in “Bob, Actually”. 

Aside from how hilarious it is (I mean, “Takeout or should I say take off” lives rent-free in my head), it goes to show just how much these two love and adore each other. Bob was willing to be naked in full view of customers at Jimmy Pesto’s and he still did the strip tease because he loves Linda that much.

They definitely had a fun night together 😏

(From “The Plight Before Christmas”): “So jolly. I didn’t expect to feel this way. I was focusing on Santa, but the best presents are sitting here. And they aren’t even wrapped up.” —Louise 🥹

This scene makes me sob every single time. I think the part that gets me the most is the moment where Louise looks into the audience and sees Tina came to see her give the poem. Tina in this moment reminds me so much of my older sister it makes me way too emotional I might actually get sick. Without words, it showed their sisterly bond in such a beautiful way. And then Louise’s actual poem??????? I can’t handle it. The way she eloquently describes in poem form how much she cares about her family can’t be done justice in words.

God, I need a minute to recover from this.

And that’s my top eight! Here are some honorable mentions because there are just too many good quotes from this gem of a show:

—(From “The Gene Mile”): “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, CHANGE MY PHONE EVERY TEN YEARS??” —Teddy

“Y E S” —Bob

—(From “Dream a Little Bob of Bob”): “I DID IT. HELL YEAHHHHHHHH” —Tina

—(From “Boyz 4 Now”): “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.” —Tina

—(From “Two For Tina”): “When you say no, it makes me want you more!!!!!! 😫” —Jimmy Jr.

—(From “Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien”): “It’s not a good feeling when they say everyone, but they don’t mean you.” —Gene

—(From “Torpedo”): “But I call you dad! I think of it as Dad’s Burgers!” —Gene

—(From “Best Burger”) “Dad!! I’m sorry I screwed up today. I’m sorry I screw up all the time! 😣” —Gene

Bonus: “Gene, you might make mistakes from time to time, but I love you and I love who you are.” —Bob 🥺

—(From “Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid”): “You were the only one interested in my innovative new menu. I was like you when I was a kid, you know. That’s how I got interested in cooking. And as soon as you pass that sip test, I’ll eat dinner with you.” —Bob

Bonus: “🎶 I could still be a winner, when I eat Dad’s Thanksgiving dinner! 🎶” —Gene

“That was beautiful, Gene 🥲” —Bob

“Thank you, Father~” —Gene

—(From “Mazel-Tina”): “Wow, Dad. I never realized how soulful your eyes are.” —Gene

“*Sighs* Gene. Wait, really?” —Bob

—(From “The Hauntening”): “Dad. I think you’re doing a really good job as a Dad.” —Gene

“Okay.” —Bob

“I’m having a really good childhood.” —Gene

“Okay, great.” —Bob

“Not right now, but overall.” —Gene

“I got it, thanks.” —Bob

“No, thank you. Thank you for your service.” —Gene

(From “Lil’ Hard Dad”): “You’re still my hero, Dad 😌” —Gene

“You’re mine too, Gene.” —Bob

(From “Broadcast Wagstaff School News”): “*Gasps* Travel-Sized Bob, awwwwww!!” —Linda

Bonus: “Muppet baby Bobby!!! :D” —Linda

(From “Lindapendent Woman”): “I’d rather be scraping by together than have extra money and be apart.” —Bob, AKA the best husband ever

(From “Mother Daughter Laser Razor”): “Wait. Mom. You don’t think I like you?” —Louise

Bonus (just for you, Babs!): “They just needed to see things from each other’s perspective 🥹” —Logan Barry Bush

(From “A-Sprout A Boy”): “I’ll never make you eat vegetables for breakfast, sweetie.” —Linda

“I love you, Mom (:” —Louise

(From “The Pickleorette”): “Oh my God, of course I’d hold your hand. I don’t want you to be scared. You’re my big, strong boy.”

(From "Sliding Bobs"): “Hey! You’ve got a lot of nerve picking on girl’s diamond rings with your thick, luxurious, Tom Selleckian mustache….. Hi.” —Linda

“Hi. My eyes are up here. Should we get some scissors?” —Bob

“What’s the rush? 😏” —Linda

(From “Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?”): “Thank you, Gene. You’re a great large brother.” —Louise

“Anytime, shrimp.” -Gene, AKA the best big brother ever

(From “A Few ‘Gurt Men”): “I’m good at law!” —Gene, AKA the best lawyer ever

(From “Carpe Museum”): “So, when you take over the restaurant, will you call it Louise’s Burgers?” —Bob

“I don’t know. Maybe. Daddy.” —Louise

(From “Hawk and Chick”): “This Hawk and Chick will never not talk for thirty years!” —Bob

(I forgot which episode this is from but if someone can tell me, that would be much appreciated!): "I've got a license to counsel." --Mr. Frond

"Double O-So-Sad." --Louise

"Louise. Be nice." --Bob

"Why? It's Mr. Frond!" --Louise

(From "The Frond Files"): "I LOCKED MYSELF IN A RUH-OOOM WHILE CHILDREN WERE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Mr. Frond

I need to cut myself off now but there are even more quotes I could’ve added 😭

After I just Commissioned @drawthethingdoppelganger I actually got another Commission request!!!!!!!! 😭🥹🥳

Yes, I’m reusing this meme because I can’t help it.

My main account (@golden--doodler) has been Shadowbanned like @drawthethingdoppelganger 😒😭

After a few attempts and getting Shadowbanned again this side blog seems to be working. So I’ll be using this side blog in the meantime to comment and things like that.

Anyway, in happier news, it’s my boyfriend’s birthday!!!!!!!! 🥳🎂🎉❣️🥰🎁

I’m going to call him Michael after the character in the musical Be More Chill. He’s actually the best, so freaking hilarious (this guy can get me laughing like no other), and is a big fan of Bob’s Burgers like me. I knew I had to draw him up something special for his 21st birthday.

I studied the Bob’s Burgers art style and then @drawthethingdoppelganger’s art style, and made this super fun sketch!! I also used this as an excuse to do the color palette exercise again because I found a really cute one and I couldn’t help myself. And now I'm actually obsessed with this art style because doing this made me realize how adorable it is 🥺

Lil' muppets.

I don't usually draw myself, because it seems kind of narcissistic? But it was really fun making a likeness of myself for this. Is it strange that my character is wearing a poodle skirt and it's not the fifties? Hush, I thought it would look cute.

What's your favorite obscure ship for Bob’s?

Ahhhhh!! Pom! Thank you so much for giving me another ask 🥺❣️

I actually haven't thought about this as much as I would like to, so I only have a few, but here we go:

--I heard on Discord about someone shipping Gene and Sasha?? And that's such a rare pair that it really, really intrigues me. The potential is actually insanely good the more I think about it. The enemies-to-lovers dynamic they would have, and Sasha probably becoming a better person because of Gene is actually immaculate 🤌🏼

--@dianadeadwing also made art about Tina and Susmita together, and while I haven't really thought about them together, I think the potential is honestly pretty cute. Just a wholesome lil' side ship. I don't necessarily ship it too much, though, because I actually really enjoy Henry and Susmita.

--I don't know if this can be counted as obscure because now it's more popular (I think) but Mr. Frond and Mr. Ambrose together actually make me insane. I ship them so flipping hard now. Their dynamic is everything to me--god, their banter is hilarious. We already got a tiny bit of groundwork in canon in episodes such as A Few 'Gurt Men, but these two haven't really interacted much, so the dynamic that talented fans have given them has been such a joy to discover.

--@dianadeadwing has also made the most adorable art of Gene and Peter Pescadero, and they have potential as just a wholesome lil' side ship like Tina and Susmita. I like Alex, but I think we should get more of Gene and Peter because they have a lot of potential even as just friends. I think Gene having another music-loving person to hang out with would be really cute :3

--Some people have also shipped Louise with Jessica before, and I also think that ship has some potential to be really wholesome, especially because I really enjoyed their blossoming friendship in the slumber party episode. I don't really ship it that much, only because I haven't thought about it that much, but I'll always love a good friends-to-lovers ship.

--This ship isn't exactly obscure, but I just wanted to say Gene and my OC, Alexis, because now that I've fleshed out Alexis as a character and been drawing them and Gene more, I'm becoming way too obsessed with this ship I created and am really annoying about mentioning these two at any given moment 😭 This probably sounds super narcissistic, but if there was a ship on this list that's my favorite and a Gene ship I want to make canon the most, it would be Gene and Alexis. It's still kind of crazy to me that the only canon Gene ship we've gotten is Gene and Courtney. Don't get me wrong, they were cute, but that's just really funny to me.

--Bonus: I have to mention Barryl because you asked me this!! I literally never thought of them ever being a couple until you started making content about them, and now, all of a sudden, I'm just 🥺 for these two

No more artists should put their Commission info in front of me because I have such a problem with wanting to get Commissions so much 😭

Every time I see a Commission Sheet I’m just like:

I think I’m mentioning this because I’m literally Commissioning @drawthethingdoppelganger again because I just couldn’t resist after seeing the recent Comms she did for @babsvibes. God, I’m so flipping excited to see how it looks after the masterpiece she gifted me back in March.

Speaking of Commissions, though, mine are open too if any of y’all want a Comm from me! :D (Gotta be a gremlin and promote myself too, pffffffft)