Charon: Your Existence Is Confusing.

Charon: Your existence is confusing.

Lone and Butch: ???

Charon: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to either of you upsets me.

Kaidan is actually so smart. He knows a lot about arms, about warfare, about survival techniques.

He knows a LOT of lore, probably more than some native Nords themselves do.

Kaidan enjoys reading books.

He wants to learn. Despite his prejudices against magic (which are not only funded in his Nordic upbringing but also abuse), he is so curious and eager to see the College, to see Saarthal.

And I for one think if he gets painted as some pretty beefcake with no brains at all, that it is the same image Rosalind, his ex, had of him. That everybody has. (Looking at you Lucien 👀)

still obsessed with miraak calling the dragonborn “little dragon”. 

Who Bethesda let players marry: A salty sarcastic Altmer in Solitude, a drunk in Markarth

Who Skyrim players want to marry: A 1000 years old Dragonborn, a 300 years old vampire, a chaotic aggressive and sarcastic Dunmer spellsword, a giant red dragon, a cat.

the real difference between Fallout 4 and New Vegas is that Bethesda was like "hey would you like to have sex with a hot older lounge singer who you've heard singing on the radio and is voiced by the old school Wonder Woman?" but Obsidian was like "hey would you like to have sex with some goofy gangster in an ugly suit who shot you in the head and is voiced by Chandler Bing?"

and you know what? both were completely valid in completely opposite ways.

Listen i adore Lucien and his singing but every time he sings something with Kaidan in the group this just pops in my head