You Shouldnt Consume So Much Silly Media! It Will Influence Your Work! I Actively Try To Engage With

“you shouldn’t consume so much silly media! it will influence your work!” i actively try to engage with as many stories as i can in order to improve my own. there is nothing more fun than finding inspiration in other people’s work. if i could eat books i would

Weezer if they sold lemonade

squeezer

Weezer if they were made out of cheese

cheezer

I know these jokes are really funny but the thing is I was able to come up with them really quickly. Idk but writing a post like this just comes natural to me

you need that fully-developed brain for that fully-developed fear.

definitely some fears go after kids (wooooah, problematic), especially the dark, but i think a lot of them just aren’t very commonly understood enough by kids for them to be afraid

could be survivor bias but i find it very funny that the entities usually wait until you're at least college aged before completely ruining your life or killing u

oh my gooooood that’s so cool

monster jon concept

he’s essentially a living optic nerve. the tower is there to direct and stabilize the connection held in the pupil. when he’s in the panopticon he serves as both the center of the tether to reality and the closest thing the eye has to a mind.

he can fly, but as pupil, he isn’t affected by gravity so his wings and legs are vestigial. the furthest he can reach with his body is the floor of that room.

the archivists serve as a defense system because jon is basically a vital organ and fairly physically vulnerable. they’re very fast and can fly short distances but usually just cling to walls and crawl. they have about the same level of sentience as beholding itself (not much). jon can maneuver them as external limbs but when he isn’t, they kind of just run on eye-autopilot.

what would a colour call itself?

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