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#being loved by gods isn't fun

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

I just imagine Hermes giving Odysseus the Moly like a drug dealer

Helen is just better at it I'm afraid

More Malewife Menelaus AU cuz im insane

#fr #mine are Diomedes and Hector (and Ody too ig)

⚠️It does not justify their actions in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️

More vampire au hehe

Day 10 (on the 11th lol): Music ft. The Spartan Princesses Penelope, Clytemnestra, and Helen

Music / Orchestra AU:

Not much lore today, but take a look at my previous post about this Orchestra AU! I have been brainrotting this AU for a while :3 here are the instruments I have somewhat decided on

Penelope: Violin or flute

Odysseus: Flute

Diomedes: Oboe or Clarinet (but I genuinely considered a bassoon)

Helen: Flute or Violin

Menelaus: Saxophone

Agamemnon: Trombone

Clytemnestra: Cello

Achilles: Violin or Trumpet or French Horn or Harp (this guy is never ever gonna stop giving me problems with indecisiveness FUCKKKK)

Patroclus: Viola or Trombone

Paris: I dare say piccolo but maybe like a clarinet

Hektor: Trumpet for one very specific reason

Cassandra: French horn

Ajax the Greater: Big instrument like a Tuba or double bass

Teucer: smaller version of Ajax’s like a trumpet or a violin

Nestor: he strikes me as a piano player or just a percussionist

Antilochus: Piano

Who you SHOULDN'T twinkify-

1. Patroclus

2. Hyacinthus

3. Achilles (he's more of a twunk imo)

4. Arjun (another twunk)

5. Odysseus

6. Shikhandi

Who you SHOULD twinkify (cuz it's canon/close to canon)

1. Apollo

2. Dionysus

3. Krishna

Cinnamon

They're so silly

They don't make codex' like this anymore....

#AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

genuinely in fucking tears over this

#AGREED

Does it seem weird that people treat cats like they’re wild animals to anyone else? And by that I don’t mean people expect cats to survive on their own in the wild. I mean people act like pet cats who have owners are wild animals that the owners aren’t responsible for. And I’m not talking about cat owners specifically. A lot of people who doesn’t have any pets at all act like cats are wild animals (which might be why so many people treat them like wild animals that can be hurt with no consequences)

I never thought about that until a few years ago when someone in the town Facebook group asked who owned a cat that kept jumping in through his windows. It was summer so he couldn’t keep his windows closed (we don’t use air conditioning in this country) and he had a terrible allergy to cats so it was legit dangerous for him to have a cat running around his house.

People started offering solutions like “buy this spray that deters cats” and “you can buy this rolling thing for the top of your fence” but his response was “Okay but why am I expected to spend all this money to keep someone’s pet out? Who owns this cat!?” When he didn’t get an answer he eventually got a friend to pick the cat up when it was in his house and he drove it to a shelter, and informed the Facebook group which shelter. Suddenly the owner responded, angry that he’d do such a thing! Getting the cat back would cost money! But the guy was like where the fuck were you when I asked who the cat belonged to!? I was trying to avoid this!

I was honestly surprised by how many people were on the side of the cat’s owner. Another cat owner on our street isn’t responsible enough to keep her cat indoors but responsible enough to at least buy stuff for other people if her cats bother them. She practically have a small stach of cat deterrent spray she hands out to the neighbors who doesn’t want cats in their garden.

The whole thing really made me realize how strange it is that cats are the only pets where we expect other people to spend their money on building fences to keep them out instead of the owners trying to keep them in, as if they were wild animals with no owner to look after them.

#poor Nikola

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

#ima read it

The uneven wood of the hull creaked painfully from the strain, but cut through the water regardless. Odysseus tried to keep an eye on everything at once, the waves ahead, the island behind, the sail, the boat that shuddered with every shift of force or direction.

Come on.

🝮

It's 4:30 in the morning, and I decided to post a chapter now instead of doing the reasonable thing and sleeping first. This one's titled "Escape" (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

#i'm sorry Ody

damn okay sorry for being shit at the game :/

#FR

People r obsessed with Achilles when Diomedes king of Argos is literally right there ‘,:/

#traumatised teen

Teenage war criminal #2 Pyrrhus

#he definitely adopted that baby #dw

I just finished listening to the song where a little baby is adopted by Odysseus :,,,c 

Keep reading

reblogged

#hoedysseus

HELPPPP WHY IS THIS THE PICTURE FOR TTHE EPIC THE MUSICAL TAG

@anniflamma WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

#sobbing

I like to think that it was really hard for Telemachus to consider Odysseus as his father despite all of the years he's been titling him as one. It's easier to trust that someone gone will come back, than to actually believe and envelope the fact that they're here.

#ParisOfTroy #HectorOfTroy #CassandraOfTroy #

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.

#cannon in my book

So you know how in Percy Jackson, Amazon the company, is actually the Amazons, the group of warrior women.

That means Jeff Bezos isn't real in Percy Jackson and is just a fake person the Amazons made up to be their CEO.

So now I have this image in my head of a bunch of Amazons huddled around a table trying to come up with the concept of Jeff Bezos.

"Make him bald!"

"Ooh! And make him evil, as all men are!"

"What evil things does he do?"

"Oh um..."

"Uhh..."

*Voice from the back * "He doesn't let his workers use the bathroom?"

"Oh that's awful."

"Quick add it to the list!"

"What should his name be?"

"Hunter?"

"No, that's not quite right."

"Steve?"

"No, another ancient power has already made a false figurehead for a company with the name Steve. They may accuse us of copying them."

"How about Jeff?"

"It's perfect!"

Just a couple of badass warrior women trying to come up with their corporate mansona.

#not me

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.