Who You SHOULDN'T Twinkify-

Who you SHOULDN'T twinkify-

1. Patroclus

2. Hyacinthus

3. Achilles (he's more of a twunk imo)

4. Arjun (another twunk)

5. Odysseus

6. Shikhandi

Who you SHOULD twinkify (cuz it's canon/close to canon)

1. Apollo

2. Dionysus

3. Krishna

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.

#being loved by gods isn't fun

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

#FR

People r obsessed with Achilles when Diomedes king of Argos is literally right there ‘,:/

#ima read it

The uneven wood of the hull creaked painfully from the strain, but cut through the water regardless. Odysseus tried to keep an eye on everything at once, the waves ahead, the island behind, the sail, the boat that shuddered with every shift of force or direction.

Come on.

🝮

It's 4:30 in the morning, and I decided to post a chapter now instead of doing the reasonable thing and sleeping first. This one's titled "Escape" (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Helen is just better at it I'm afraid

More Malewife Menelaus AU cuz im insane