Fair Enough

“fair enough”

by the way, i’m doing the math and they are like in their mid 20s when odysseus framed palamedes, lmao. and you think your workplace hostility is bad?

anyway, love ody but he can be such a dick

A beauty pageant went so badly that everyone died

"describe ur favorite Greek Tragedy in the worst way possible"... I'll start:

Seven dudes die trying to conquer their own city.

“the song of achilles fandom—“ what you mean, like, the iliad??? like, the homeric epics???? “the circe fandom—“ the fucking odyssey???? what the hell and fuck???? “the prophecy abt the best of the myrmidons must have been abt patroclus” YEAH THATS IN THE FUCKING ILIAD????? THESE ARE NOT GROUND BREAKING OBSERVATIONS???? “omg odysseus saw achilles and patroclus together in the underworld according to Circe” YOU MEAN LIKE IN THE ODYSSEY, WHICH CIRCE IS A RETELLING OF??? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

odysseus pretending to be insane so he doesn't have to go to troy even though he's the one who came up with the idea of everyone swearing to protect helen

Iliad adaptations: all of us are great people except king Agamemnon, who's the only villain, and he's basically forcing us into committing war crimes against these helpless trojans uwu.

Homer's Iliad: if there's 10000 of us, then there's 10000 different reasons to fight this war. We do nefarious things because war is dark, and it's made by men.