You Want To Be Umbrella SOOO Bad It Makes You Look Stupid

you want to be umbrella SOOO bad it makes you look stupid

watching the "monsturd" with my friend. will give updates

so you OUT him on the internet????

watching the "monsturd" with my friend. will give updates

Defiant whumpee but they've already had the shit beat out of them

"you're just gonna stand there and appreciate your work, huh?"

"am I pretty now?"

They were screaming "fuck you!" And got punched every time till they didn't have the breath to speak. Now it's just a very quiet "just suck a dick, would you?"

whumper just has gotten in the habit of slapping them for talking because it's probably insults

Saying "yes master" and waiting till whumper can't see to roll their eyes or give them the finger

Resistance via silence, because they have no energy to speak anymore

Their instinctive sass now includes a flinch reflex

"are you done?" Whumpee says and then cringes

"are you done?" Whumper says and waits for whumpee to say something that will earn them another kick

"I think we both could use a break, don't you think?" Whumpee groans.

Whumpee adds on a "sir" whenever they say anything that might get them punished

"yes, patience is clearly your best quality... Sir."

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

every time im in immense amounts of pain or so nauseous i cant stand im thinking like: "man, this will make for some dope ass descriptions in my next fanfic!!"

it's not enough to watch wrestling and self defense videos as reference. fuck, put me in the game, coach. i need to feel this. punch me in the face. taze me! throw me like a ragdoll. let's go!!!!