SIR YES SIR - Tumblr Posts
STOP I NEED TO GET READY BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HIM
MY WOLFFE GIRLIES LISTEN UP
i was listening to music and the death of peace of mind by bad omens is SOOO WOLFFE CODED
pls i BEG you to go listen
@wolffegirlsunite @cloneloverrrrr tagging you specifically bc i know you guys will LOVE this
🫡🫡 thank you sir
thought I'd share this. Thank you Captain!
Deputy Rex lives in my head rent free
Featuring the hat from the enamel pin Kickstarter
stealing gt vegeta’s sick ass fucking leather trousers and putting them on raditz. for no reason in particular 🫣
also he’s a good cook I feel it in my giblets. cut dey feesh
Defiant whumpee but they've already had the shit beat out of them
"you're just gonna stand there and appreciate your work, huh?"
"am I pretty now?"
They were screaming "fuck you!" And got punched every time till they didn't have the breath to speak. Now it's just a very quiet "just suck a dick, would you?"
whumper just has gotten in the habit of slapping them for talking because it's probably insults
Saying "yes master" and waiting till whumper can't see to roll their eyes or give them the finger
Resistance via silence, because they have no energy to speak anymore
Their instinctive sass now includes a flinch reflex
"are you done?" Whumpee says and then cringes
"are you done?" Whumper says and waits for whumpee to say something that will earn them another kick
"I think we both could use a break, don't you think?" Whumpee groans.
Whumpee adds on a "sir" whenever they say anything that might get them punished
"yes, patience is clearly your best quality... Sir."
hey!! yes, you, whump enjoyer!
i see your shame! i see your worry that maybe you shouldn't like this genre! i am here to tell you:
there is nothing wrong with you.
you're okay. i promise you're okay. you don't need to feel guilty. you're engaging in fiction--something that, when tagged properly, does no harm to anyone in real life. you're not hurting anyone by liking it; you're not sick for enjoying it; you're okay.
take a breath and remember how joyful you feel when you're engaging with our community. hold onto that.
i love you. now go beat the shit out of your blorbo.
this is the only way i’m gonna pass (i showed this to my friends and they both instantly picked up their pencils and got to work)
Gifs by @dorkybilly (Sorry mate but I really needed these two gifs, they’re everything)
Ralph Macchio being the Debby Ryan meme
To all the hazbin hotel fans who just saw the new trailer *grabs your shoulders* we. are. normal.
dudes the methamphetamine military marshal
Transcript:
Don't give up. Don't be a quitter, a spitter.
Follow through on what you started.
Swallow.
Audio source