
☆I Wright shitty fanfics (mostly f/m and lots of smut) ☆I have too many Fandoms... main one is Gravity Falls rn☆ I'll wright almost anything☆
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I Need Him
i need him

mullet stan doodles that totally didnt take me forever
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More Posts from Grunkle-lover
Hey y'all! Little update, I'm still figuring out this whole blog thing (and my writing style) so I might workshop a few shorter fics. But for now, I think I'm just gonna stick to headcannons and shorter imagines.
Feel free to request whatever you want, guidelines below ⬇️ 《don't know if it'll be any good tho》
What I DON'T write What I DO write
1: insest/rape 1: smut
2: aged up minors 2: fluff
3: heavy angst 3: anything else really
Fandoms I'll wright for
Gravity falls (main) ○Ford, Stan, Bill○
One piece ○mostly hot side characters, but anyone really○
Maybe a little bit of into the spider verse (eventually)
And any other fandoms I get into I'll add as we go
Anyway love y'all and thanks for all the likes, reposts and follows 💋
When I tell you I ATE this shit uppp😩
🌶️ford x reader headcanons🌶️
✨part 2✨
MINORS DNI

• his experience is solely from his years in other dimensions (he would get lonely and had needs, can you blame him?) you’re not his first, but you are his first human and he considers that an important distinction
• doesn’t take off his glasses, they often fog up in the heat of passion and you think it’s kinda hot
• loves being bitten
• gets hard at your touch
• constantly undressing you with his eyes
• thinks it’s a dirty secret that he used to touch himself to the thought of you before you were even together
• keeps a log of every time you fuck including session time, day of the week, time of day, positions, number of orgasms you had. considers it important data
• always makes sure you’re hydrated and gotten something to eat afterwards.
• very into outdoor sex, not like in a public crowded place, but if you guys going out on a secluded hike he’ll make sure you bring a blanket with you. thinks making love in nature is beautiful
• loves fucking in the rain
• takes a while before he’s willing to admit it to you, but is into somnophilia. makes sure everything is consensual first.
• once hooked you up to an ekg so he could record your heart rate before, during, and after. said it was “for science” but really just gets off to the data
• really into face fucking, but you choke almost every time because he’s just so damn big. he secretly loves it tho
• missed you like crazy during his adventures with stan. would excuse himself below deck to stroke himself to the polaroids you sent him. when he finally came home you spent all night fucking like rabbits
• bridal carries you to the bedroom
• loves picking you up and fucking you against the wall
• when you’re on top he loves gripping your hips and bucking up into you. very much desires control no matter the position
• takes advantage of a good storm because it gives him an excuse to be louder and coax you to also be loud
• talks to you the whole time but stutters and has trouble completing his sentences as he gets closer to finishing
• talks you through your orgasm
“that’s it, y/n. you’re doing so good”
• goes feral when you remove his clothes for him
• has a habit of grabbing and pulling your hair, especially when you’re giving him head
• will beg you to sit on his face, wants you to suffocate him in pussy
Lil update for y'all!
I'm working on 3 requests (thank you anons!) So I'll have those out in the next week or so!
In other news there's been some family drama, which lead to me having to fly across states in like 2 weeks or something. So I'll be pumping out some content while at the airport, but anyway be looking out for those requests!!
Thank y'all for all the love and support! This has been so fun! 💕
This is literally amazing, I always see them as that song!




say his name three times!
The counter
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Content: SEX (p in v)
Ok y'all! 1/3 of the requests done! I'm still working on the other 2 bc I literally wrote this in like one night 💀
Also made this one a full fic bc I haven't done much for my man Stanley yet. Hope this is what anon wanted, I feel like I kept to the plot a little better this time
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Its been almost a year since you decided to work at the Mystery Shack to make some extra spending money. You'd retired early and moved to Gravity Falls for a quiet life, which wasn't constant because of the magic creatures.
Your hair had some gray streaks around your face and by your ears. You always dressed nice for your job, maybe a little outdated but you knew Stan loved to see you in more 70s atire. Makeup was usually on the lighter side, and LOTS of jewelry adorned your neck, wrists, and fingers.
One evening the gnomes broke into the shack trying to steal Mabel away again, and unsurprisingly they caused all sorts of damage. You offered to stay late and help clean up, which Stan gladly agreed to also hoping he'd be able to have some alone time with you.
It was late, cleaning up took much longer than anticipated so Stan sent the kids to bed, and you told Soos you'd finish up since he looked tired. Secretly you were hoping something would happen tonight as well, especially since his flirting had gotten more persistent the last few weeks. You suspected it had something to do with Mabel pushing him to get closer to you, but you're not complaining.
♧
Since you started working at the Mystery Shack, you always caught Stan staring at you or just loitering around you when you restocked. When you were behind the counter he'd stand behind you, almost guarding you and not so secretly staring at your ass. Rather quickly his silent looks turned into loud comments and flirty remarks, like whenever he ended a tour he'd lead customers into the gift shop.
"And welcome to the gift shop! Buy something and you'll get to talk to the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Stan gestures to you while leaning on the side if the counter wiggling his eyebrows at you. Rolling your eyes while helping the first customer helping them check out, your cheeks slowly burning a light pink.
♧
You were just about done with cleaning the gift shop part of the house when Stan walks into the room leaning on the door frame smirking. At first you don't notice him as your humming to the song playing on the radio and shaking your ass slightly while putting away the last few things under the counter.
"Lookin' toots"
Stans voice makes you jump bumping your head on the bottom of the counter. When you stand up a hand rubbing your head you look over at Stan (un)intentionally looking lower noticing a growing bulge in his suit pants.
"Someone's happy to see me"
Eyebrows raised and a smirk on your face you lean against the counter more obviously checking him out as he walks towards you.
"I'm always happy to see you toots"
He returns your teasing, which causes pink to creep from your ears to your cheeks. You're nat able to speak because you know you'll stutter so you just stare into his eyes.
"Whats wrong cat got y'a tongue?"
Stan is mentally freaking out as he slids his large hand around your waist pulling you closer lips almost touching.
"Can I kiss y'a? Been craving it for so long
..."
You can feel his whispers against your face, without answering you wrap your hands around his neck and connecting your lips. Stan makes a sound that's a mix between surprise and a whine when your lips connect, his other hand leaves the counter and grabs the back of your head deepening the kiss.
Stan licks your bottom lip asking for entrance, you part your lips in agreement and he slids his tongue against yours the kiss getting more heated by the second. You guys are all over each other in a matter of seconds, your back being pressed against the counter and your hands desperately grasping at his hair and clothes.
There was a pause when your both needed air, you both looked like you were gonna jump on each other again when Stan spoke.
"I need to be inside you"
You were almost sitting on the counter, hands behind you now as you're looking down at the much larger bulge in his pants.
"Then what are you waiting for?"
The second the words left your mouth it's like he snapped, you were sudden on your stomach on the counter ass up. Stans rock hard bulge pressing against your ass, his hands snake across your hips to the hem of your pants slowly undoing them. Once they're fully unzipped he pulls them off your legs and leaving small kisses on your lower back and tugging at your lace underwear.
"Wearin' the fancy stuff for me now?"
Stans voice is low and teasing as he pulls the underwear over the plump of your ass and let's them fall around your ankles. He slides his right hand down to your dripping folds gently rubbing your clit, his left hand is on your ass massaging and kneeding the flesh.
"So wet and I've barely touched you y'a dirty girl"
Stans voice is low and gravelly against your back while he leaves kisses up your spine till the edge of your shirt that's been pushed up. His fingers work your clit harder now, rubbing tight circles that have you gasping and clawing the counter.
"Please Stan! Don't stop"
You're whining only serves to turn him on more as he slowly dips one finger into you, and is practically sucked in by your greedy cunt. Stan groans at the feeling before adding another finger and pumping slightly to see your reaction.
"Aah fuck, harder!"
You arch backwards moaning rather loudly at the sensation, which caused Stan to use his free hand to clamp over your mouth.
"Shhh, don't want the kids hearin' us"
He whispers in your ear and you nod half moaning against his hand, your breath is heavy and vision glossy when he releases you. He continues to pump his fingers in your tight cunt scissoring them slightly to stretch you out while he leaves hickeys on your neck.
You're trying so hard to keep quiet but Stan's fingerings you so good you can't help the yelps and whines that slip from your throat.
"I said keep quiet"
Stan whispers against your neck before a loud slap is heard and you feel a sharp stinging pain on your left ass cheek. A loud yelp emits from your throat and your head drops between your arms, ass wiggling slightly to try and ease the pain.
"Think you're ready to take me toots?"
You frantically nod looking at him over your shoulder, your eyes are glossed over and needy the look making his cock twitch in anticipation. He removes his fingers that are soaked with your juices and licks them clean moaning at the taste.
He started undoing his pants and let them drop to his ankles, the same with his boxers. His cock is blushed red and rock hard, dripping with precum as he pumps it a few times groaning before rubbing the tip through your folds lubing up a bit.
"Shit toots can't wait to fuck you stupid"
His words make a shiver run through your body, your pussy clenching around nothing. Stan slowly pushes in breathing heavy and holding back moaning too loud, on the other hand you were whimpering and gasping. After giving you a second to adjust he snapped, and bottomed out starting a brutal pace.
You clap a hand over your mouth when he bottoms out to muffle your scream as your body is rocked by his thrusts. Hands gripping the counter as you loudly moan his name, which makes Stan grab a fistful of hair and yank you back into an arch.
"Told y'a to be fuckin' quiet"
His voice is stern and low as he's still pounding you so deep there's a bulge forming in your belly. He wraps a hand around your throat squeezing slightly to restrict your noise, your eyes roll back at the feeling pussy tightening around his cock.
You can feel it, you can feel everything he's doing to you, the way his fingers dig into your throat to every vein on his cock. You're so close to cumming but can't say anything, you're so fucked out all you can do is moan.
"So close babe, just hol' on"
Stan groans against the crook of your neck sucking a large hickey onto it, his thrusts getting sloppy. He slides his free hand down to your clit rubbing tight circles again, which causes you to whine loudly even through his throat hold. You cum all over his cock, pussy clamping down on him which causes him to spray his hot seed inside and collapse over your back.
You both are panting hard laying on the counter, Stan pulls out of you after a second admiring his work. Mixed cum dripping out and down your thighs, he slides his hands down your back grabbing both ass cheeks and squeezing.
"You're so hot like this toots"
A smirk etching onto his face as he grabs a few tissues and wipes you up, you mumble while your face is laying on the counter. He then lazily pulls your pants back up and carried you up to his room changing you into one of his old t-shirts and shorts. He lays you in his bed and climbs in with you pulling you close and drifting to sleep.
"Love y'a toots