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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Kinktober Day 1 ᯓᡣ𐭩

Tw: Cursing, smut, mention of a monster

A/N: Sorry if this isn't that great! I wrote it in about an hour because I've been putting this off since I've been busy with school!

Summary: Stanley Pines spends his first Summerween with Wife!Reader and it goes much differently than planned.

"Summerween"

Every other year, Stanley Pines’ biggest goal during Summerween had been to scare the ever living shit out of the Gravity Falls locals. But this year, it was to get that costume off of you. Apparently, his newlywed wife was a lot more interested in all spooky traditions than he’d originally believed. The pearlescent glitter sprayed across your collar bones, four inch heels on your feet, pink shimmer smeared on your eyelids, Stanley didn’t think that he’d seen anything more beautiful. Well, except the absolute vision you were on y’all’s wedding day. 

It was completely unfair that you could be so sexy with just a simple outfit. A tight corset hugging your curves and a skirt just short enough to allow the bottom of your ass to peek out. Your Princess Aurora costume should’ve been kid friendly, yet he was feeling like it was anything but that.  All of that combined had sent him running to the bathroom; locking the door behind him as he tried to calm the arousal he felt shooting straight to his cock. Of course, you just thought it was poor bladder issues due to his old age. Rude, but fair. So, you didn’t question his sudden disappearance and reappearance. And now that everyone else had left to fight a gross candy monster for the night, Stanley was determined to accomplish his new goal. 

That’s right, all he wanted to do was shove you into the bedroom and lock the both of you in there. It had been a long while since Stanley hadn’t got what he wanted and that surely wasn’t going to start now. After the kids, including Soos, rush out of the door, he tugs on your hand, walking as quickly as he can. “Come on, sweetheart. We’re not letting our night go to waste.”

This left you halfway confused and halfway excited. You’d assumed that the y’all would cuddle up on the couch and watch reruns of the horror cult classics. Nope! No way! Not while Stanley could see your tits bouncing with every step. “Wha-What? Stan! What about the kids? It can’t be safe to leave them out there like that!” Your lips formed a small pout as he harshly shut the door behind y’all. He’d fallen in love with your kind heart, it was something he had only experienced from one other person in his life… But, right now, it was keeping him from getting what he wanted. 

“They’ll be fine, honey. Now, if you don’t get that beautiful ass on that bed, I’ll just have to throw you on there.” Stanley’s lips had a sly smirk plastered across them as he stepped toward you until the back of your knee hit the edge of the plush bed. His pants tightened when he heard a small whine escape your glossed lips. “You like the sound of that, sweetheart? Want me to throw you around like you’re my little doll?” All you could do was nod your head yes. 

He grabbed your hips, pushed you onto the mattress, and tore off the tiny piece of fabric that you called a skirt. A soft gasp puffs out your lungs, “Stan, please! Need your touch. I… I just need you.”

Stanley slipped his fingers through the mess in your white lace panties while he whispered in your ears. “Is this all for me, honey? Do you get this wet for anyone else?” 

With a quick shake of your head, you answer both of his questions. “No, no, it’s just for you! It’s always for you, Stan. But, please, I need more!” And more you were given. With you looking the way you did, he couldn’t resist any longer. Before he threw everything off, you took the quick chance to admire what he had dressed up as this year. It definitely beat the ones that Mabel had shown you in her scrapbook. He was a sexy vampire, almost like Dracula, with blood dripping down his pudgy stomach. The body underneath all of the theatrics had your thighs clenching together. 

Before you came along, Stan hadn’t been very confident in his appearance, but seeing the lust in your eyes as you looked up at him had him feeling like the sexiest man in Gravity Falls. He pounces on top of you before tightly gripping your hips in his rough hands; he can tell by the look in your eyes that you’re longing for his touch, but one of his favorite parts during moments like this was hearing how much you wanted him. “Tell me you want this. Beg for my cock, sweetheart.” 

“Please, Stanley. I need your cock! Want it so fucking bad. I want you so deep inside me,” you whimpered. Now, that had him moving pretty quickly. Well, as quick as someone his age could. In just a few short moments, he was thrusting inside you at a harsh pace. The slap of his thighs against your ass echoed throughout the old shack’s master bedroom. 

“God, honey, your pussy’s so fucking tight. Gonna fuck you all night long. I fucking love this pussy. All mine, right? Isn’t it all mine?” But, at that point, you were too cockdrunk to respond with anything else beside a string of garbled nonsense. That pulls a humored reaction out of Stanley as he continues his assault on your puffy pussy. “Oh, are you about to cum, sweetheart? Do it. Cum for me.” He said when he felt you clench around his cock. 

To help move the process, he rubs your clit with the tips of his fingers. This, combined with the dirty words Stan whispered in your ear quickly brought you to your release. “Stan! Oh, fuck! Cum inside me, please!” You shouted with a loud moan. Much to your pleasure, Stan followed your instructions and painted your walls white with his climax. 

Once the two of you were cleaned up, in which he did all the aftercare, insisting that you needed to relax, he gently pulled you into his arms and trailed soft kisses down your neck. “That wasn’t too much, was it? I didn’t want to hurt you just to make you feel good.” 

With a loving look in your eyes, you whisper a few soft words. “No, no. It was perfect.” 

A/N: Well, I hoped y'all enjoyed it! Once again, I apologize if there's any grammatical errors. I was rushing way too much to check it. Well, stay tuned for tommorw's release! Mwah! 💋

chop chop onion boy I'm still waiting for that smut/j

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I really hope this is what you wanted...

It took me forever to find any info on the whole Gleeful au stuff🥲

And it ended up being a little shorter than I wanted it to be bc I literally hit a wall...

{Also sorry this took so long, work has been trying to kill me...}

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⚠️MDNI, MENTIONS OF PIV SEX, POSSESSIVENESS, SADISM, KINDA TOXIC⚠️

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☆ Absolutely into sadism, probably to a huge extent.

Like imagine he's using the amulet to hold you down while he spanks you or while doing knife play and leaving little nicks along your thighs.

☆ Would NOT like any guy even looking at you, you'd have to convince him not to kill the grocery store clerk when he asks if you need help.

"Ford please, he's just doing his job" you explain calmly since this happens every time you guys go out together.

"But dear, I could see the way he looked at you" he's practically seething "he was fucking you with his eyes."

☆ When you get home he throws you over his shoulder and tells a maid to put away the groceries.

"I need to mark you." Ford mumbles into your neck starting to leave hickeys under your jaw

☆ Absolutely uses the amulet to suspend or "tie" you up.

Ford has you face down ass up on the king bed in your shared room while his magic is holding your wrist together and your ankles against the mattress as he fucks into your dripping cunt.

☆ When he finishes he just gets up, wraps his blue and white furry bathrobe around his shoulders and leaves the room.

"I'll be back in a few minutes. Shower and be dressed when I get back." He says unintentionally cold as he walks out the door.

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Idk if this is out yet, but god am I excited!!! I need this in my life asap!!! 😭

DO YOU WANT TO WORK ON A GRAVITY FALLS DATING SIM??

Well, now you can!

Hi. Laura here, formally known as stan’s wife‼️ by the masses! I am working on a dating sim where you can romance either STANFORD, STANLEY, or BILL!

I am looking for artists, writers, musicians, and voice actors. Find the application link here!

I look forward to reading your applications!! Yaaaay!!

(Reblogs greatly appreciated!! Luv u guyz!)

Pleaseee I need more of thisss!!!! 😭

♱ — 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𖤐 bill cipher x fem!reader, Who Framed Roger Rabbit au, bill cipher is Roger coded and you are the one and only Jessica Rabbit coded, Bill Cipher will be a triangle suck a lemon for those who don’t fuck with triangle bill

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞

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There you were, applying the first layers of your makeup, wearing a fluffy white robe to cover your sparkly, seductive red dress, while your hair was held by hair rollers as soft jazz played from your record player. Your assistant knocked on your door. "Mrs. Cipher, you have gifts."

"Bring them in, Stevie. Thank you," you said, your voice dripping with a sultry tone. Your assistant entered and placed the gifts onto your couch. You resumed applying your makeup, but a tag from the gifts caught your eye. You see the 'tag', which turns out to be a card.

"For my dearest, loveliest wife, from your one and only husband, Bill Cipher. Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo - flip to the second page for more hugs and kisses, dearest!" you read, a smile spreading across your lips.

You smiled lovingly at the tag and flipped to the second page without leaving out a word or letter. On the next page, there continued to be lots of 'xoxoxo's until you spotted a Polaroid picture of Bill. You saw the picture of Bill blinking, and unexpectedly, he popped out of the picture, floating above you with a mischievous grin.

"Well, well, well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! Look at you! Looking beautiful as ever, toots!" Your triangle husband praised, doing a little spin in the air. He eagerly grabbed your hand and peppered it with kisses from his eyelid. "Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!" he exclaimed, his voice high-pitched and giddy.

You chuckled, and your eyelids rested unintentionally seductively since you were drawn that way to be unintentionally seductive. "Oh, honey, you flatter me way too much. I'm just wearing a mere robe, and my hair is still in rollers," you said in your natural deep voice. Bill rolled his cat-like pupil eye and scoffed dramatically.

"Nonsense, nonsense! I will love you and spoil you with my affection no matter what, dearest!" Bill declared, swooping down to plant a kisses on your hand. He then snapped his fingers, causing a clone of himself to appear and do the same to your other hand.

You sighed and shivered, feeling goosebumps on your exposed neck as the clone merged back into the original Bill. The yellow triangle then opened one of the boxes he had given you as a gift - it was a pair of sparkly, deep purple gloves.

"A pair of sparkly gloves for my brightest supernova that shines brighter than any other star from all the dimensions I've visited and destroyed," Bill giggled, doing a little jig in the air.

You smiled lovingly at him. You reached for the gloves, but he just pushed your hands away from them with his black fingers, tsking playfully.

"Ah, ah, ah, let me do the honor of putting these gloves on your beautiful hands and arms," he said, snatching up the gloves and carefully sliding them onto your fingers and arms, smoothing out any wrinkles with his extra hands.

With his extra hands, he wanted to do your makeup, gushing the entire time about how lucky he was to have a loving, hot diggity dynamite wife like you. "Oh, you're just the most beautiful and wonderous creature to ever exist, toots! The bee's knees! The cat's meow!" he exclaimed, giggling uncontrollably.

When he finished doing your makeup, he was just giggling at how beautiful you are, floating around you in circles. You looked at the mirror and just dotted a fake mole on your cheek.

"Oh, Billy, honey, you are such an artist," you said seductively, grabbing him and peppering his 'face' or triangle body with kisses, leaving lipstick marks all over him. You finished with one final, lingering smooch on his 'lips', which are his eyelids.

Bill's body jolted like electricity at the kiss, and his top hat let out a train-like whistle at your affection. Once you broke the kisses, Bill was over the moon and couldn't stop giggling, doing loop-de-loops in the air.

As you were going to take off your robe that covers your sparkly red dress and undo the hair rollers, Bill stopped you, claiming he wanted to wowed and surprised once he sees you perform on stage all dolled up.

"See you later, Billy," you said, giving him a coy wink.

He giggled like an idiot, his voice cracking. "See you later, angel lips!" he squeaked, before zipping out of the room in a blur of yellow and black.

Such scrumptious art 😩

Кок шейм нейшн, вам картинки 🌸🌈

i need him

mullet stan doodles that totally didnt take me forever

funniest picture i've ever drawn or something

Alright it's posted!!!

I named it 'The Counter' I'm honestly really happy with this one!

this came to me in a daydream… at work… don't ask: stan x reader who works at the mystery shack and has a flirtation / situationship going on with stan, one day they have to stay late at the shack which ends up with stan taking them on the cash register tee hee 🤭🧯 (do with that what you will) kisses x

Anon I love your brain! I'll start on that as soon as I can!

Also if you have any other ideas like this PLEASE send them in! 💘

The counter

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Content: SEX (p in v)

Ok y'all! 1/3 of the requests done! I'm still working on the other 2 bc I literally wrote this in like one night 💀

Also made this one a full fic bc I haven't done much for my man Stanley yet. Hope this is what anon wanted, I feel like I kept to the plot a little better this time

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Its been almost a year since you decided to work at the Mystery Shack to make some extra spending money. You'd retired early and moved to Gravity Falls for a quiet life, which wasn't constant because of the magic creatures.

Your hair had some gray streaks around your face and by your ears. You always dressed nice for your job, maybe a little outdated but you knew Stan loved to see you in more 70s atire. Makeup was usually on the lighter side, and LOTS of jewelry adorned your neck, wrists, and fingers.

One evening the gnomes broke into the shack trying to steal Mabel away again, and unsurprisingly they caused all sorts of damage. You offered to stay late and help clean up, which Stan gladly agreed to also hoping he'd be able to have some alone time with you.

It was late, cleaning up took much longer than anticipated so Stan sent the kids to bed, and you told Soos you'd finish up since he looked tired. Secretly you were hoping something would happen tonight as well, especially since his flirting had gotten more persistent the last few weeks. You suspected it had something to do with Mabel pushing him to get closer to you, but you're not complaining.

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Since you started working at the Mystery Shack, you always caught Stan staring at you or just loitering around you when you restocked. When you were behind the counter he'd stand behind you, almost guarding you and not so secretly staring at your ass. Rather quickly his silent looks turned into loud comments and flirty remarks, like whenever he ended a tour he'd lead customers into the gift shop.

"And welcome to the gift shop! Buy something and you'll get to talk to the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Stan gestures to you while leaning on the side if the counter wiggling his eyebrows at you. Rolling your eyes while helping the first customer helping them check out, your cheeks slowly burning a light pink.

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You were just about done with cleaning the gift shop part of the house when Stan walks into the room leaning on the door frame smirking. At first you don't notice him as your humming to the song playing on the radio and shaking your ass slightly while putting away the last few things under the counter.

"Lookin' toots"

Stans voice makes you jump bumping your head on the bottom of the counter. When you stand up a hand rubbing your head you look over at Stan (un)intentionally looking lower noticing a growing bulge in his suit pants.

"Someone's happy to see me"

Eyebrows raised and a smirk on your face you lean against the counter more obviously checking him out as he walks towards you.

"I'm always happy to see you toots"

He returns your teasing, which causes pink to creep from your ears to your cheeks. You're nat able to speak because you know you'll stutter so you just stare into his eyes.

"Whats wrong cat got y'a tongue?"

Stan is mentally freaking out as he slids his large hand around your waist pulling you closer lips almost touching.

"Can I kiss y'a? Been craving it for so long

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You can feel his whispers against your face, without answering you wrap your hands around his neck and connecting your lips. Stan makes a sound that's a mix between surprise and a whine when your lips connect, his other hand leaves the counter and grabs the back of your head deepening the kiss.

Stan licks your bottom lip asking for entrance, you part your lips in agreement and he slids his tongue against yours the kiss getting more heated by the second. You guys are all over each other in a matter of seconds, your back being pressed against the counter and your hands desperately grasping at his hair and clothes.

There was a pause when your both needed air, you both looked like you were gonna jump on each other again when Stan spoke.

"I need to be inside you"

You were almost sitting on the counter, hands behind you now as you're looking down at the much larger bulge in his pants.

"Then what are you waiting for?"

The second the words left your mouth it's like he snapped, you were sudden on your stomach on the counter ass up. Stans rock hard bulge pressing against your ass, his hands snake across your hips to the hem of your pants slowly undoing them. Once they're fully unzipped he pulls them off your legs and leaving small kisses on your lower back and tugging at your lace underwear.

"Wearin' the fancy stuff for me now?"

Stans voice is low and teasing as he pulls the underwear over the plump of your ass and let's them fall around your ankles. He slides his right hand down to your dripping folds gently rubbing your clit, his left hand is on your ass massaging and kneeding the flesh.

"So wet and I've barely touched you y'a dirty girl"

Stans voice is low and gravelly against your back while he leaves kisses up your spine till the edge of your shirt that's been pushed up. His fingers work your clit harder now, rubbing tight circles that have you gasping and clawing the counter.

"Please Stan! Don't stop"

You're whining only serves to turn him on more as he slowly dips one finger into you, and is practically sucked in by your greedy cunt. Stan groans at the feeling before adding another finger and pumping slightly to see your reaction.

"Aah fuck, harder!"

You arch backwards moaning rather loudly at the sensation, which caused Stan to use his free hand to clamp over your mouth.

"Shhh, don't want the kids hearin' us"

He whispers in your ear and you nod half moaning against his hand, your breath is heavy and vision glossy when he releases you. He continues to pump his fingers in your tight cunt scissoring them slightly to stretch you out while he leaves hickeys on your neck.

You're trying so hard to keep quiet but Stan's fingerings you so good you can't help the yelps and whines that slip from your throat.

"I said keep quiet"

Stan whispers against your neck before a loud slap is heard and you feel a sharp stinging pain on your left ass cheek. A loud yelp emits from your throat and your head drops between your arms, ass wiggling slightly to try and ease the pain.

"Think you're ready to take me toots?"

You frantically nod looking at him over your shoulder, your eyes are glossed over and needy the look making his cock twitch in anticipation. He removes his fingers that are soaked with your juices and licks them clean moaning at the taste.

He started undoing his pants and let them drop to his ankles, the same with his boxers. His cock is blushed red and rock hard, dripping with precum as he pumps it a few times groaning before rubbing the tip through your folds lubing up a bit.

"Shit toots can't wait to fuck you stupid"

His words make a shiver run through your body, your pussy clenching around nothing. Stan slowly pushes in breathing heavy and holding back moaning too loud, on the other hand you were whimpering and gasping. After giving you a second to adjust he snapped, and bottomed out starting a brutal pace.

You clap a hand over your mouth when he bottoms out to muffle your scream as your body is rocked by his thrusts. Hands gripping the counter as you loudly moan his name, which makes Stan grab a fistful of hair and yank you back into an arch.

"Told y'a to be fuckin' quiet"

His voice is stern and low as he's still pounding you so deep there's a bulge forming in your belly. He wraps a hand around your throat squeezing slightly to restrict your noise, your eyes roll back at the feeling pussy tightening around his cock.

You can feel it, you can feel everything he's doing to you, the way his fingers dig into your throat to every vein on his cock. You're so close to cumming but can't say anything, you're so fucked out all you can do is moan.

"So close babe, just hol' on"

Stan groans against the crook of your neck sucking a large hickey onto it, his thrusts getting sloppy. He slides his free hand down to your clit rubbing tight circles again, which causes you to whine loudly even through his throat hold. You cum all over his cock, pussy clamping down on him which causes him to spray his hot seed inside and collapse over your back.

You both are panting hard laying on the counter, Stan pulls out of you after a second admiring his work. Mixed cum dripping out and down your thighs, he slides his hands down your back grabbing both ass cheeks and squeezing.

"You're so hot like this toots"

A smirk etching onto his face as he grabs a few tissues and wipes you up, you mumble while your face is laying on the counter. He then lazily pulls your pants back up and carried you up to his room changing you into one of his old t-shirts and shorts. He lays you in his bed and climbs in with you pulling you close and drifting to sleep.

"Love y'a toots

Lil update for y'all!

I'm working on 3 requests (thank you anons!) So I'll have those out in the next week or so!

In other news there's been some family drama, which lead to me having to fly across states in like 2 weeks or something. So I'll be pumping out some content while at the airport, but anyway be looking out for those requests!!

Thank y'all for all the love and support! This has been so fun! 💕

hiii~ i kinda got this idea for a ford x reader where reader is a close friend of stan's / works at the shack maybe? and immediately gets a crush on ford when he returns from the portal. ford, however, is extremely oblivious to reader's crush and grows jealous of stan being flirty (in a friendly way) with reader... somehow smut ensues. would love to see you work your magic. ✨️🪄🔮 tysm!!

This is literally gorgeous anon! I'll start working as soon as I can! Thank you!!! 💋

this came to me in a daydream… at work… don't ask: stan x reader who works at the mystery shack and has a flirtation / situationship going on with stan, one day they have to stay late at the shack which ends up with stan taking them on the cash register tee hee 🤭🧯 (do with that what you will) kisses x

Anon I love your brain! I'll start on that as soon as I can!

Also if you have any other ideas like this PLEASE send them in! 💘

hi hello can I get some stanford gleeful x reader (maybe smut please)

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Ahh! My first ask, thank you!

Of course I'll do that! I might have to do some research into he's personality 'n stuff bc I'm not too familiar with the whole Pines/Gleeful swap, but I'll do my best!

(Also I'll put it under your tag when I post it 💋)

Hey y'all! Little update, I'm still figuring out this whole blog thing (and my writing style) so I might workshop a few shorter fics. But for now, I think I'm just gonna stick to headcannons and shorter imagines.

Feel free to request whatever you want, guidelines below ⬇️ 《don't know if it'll be any good tho》

What I DON'T write What I DO write

1: insest/rape 1: smut

2: aged up minors 2: fluff

3: heavy angst 3: anything else really

Fandoms I'll wright for

Gravity falls (main) ○Ford, Stan, Bill○

One piece ○mostly hot side characters, but anyone really○

Maybe a little bit of into the spider verse (eventually)

And any other fandoms I get into I'll add as we go

Anyway love y'all and thanks for all the likes, reposts and follows 💋

Pent up/thigh man/rough Ford (?)

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⚠️VERY NSFW MDNI!⚠️

■Not proof read bc idgaf■

♡Contains: chubby female reader, thigh kink, biting, pussy eating, overstim, kinda perv Ford, SEX!!!

♡minors, not my fault if you get traumatized♡

《Idk what happened, this ended up being like three times as long as I was planning... but oh well I guess, I think it got a little unhinged and lost a tiny bit of plot but oh well. Much more than half is just straight smut so who cares!》

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You and Ford have been together for about a year now, and he's very open with with you. Except when it came to his newfound fetish, your thighs. He couldn't take his eyes off them, all he wanted was to be crushed between them while eating you out.

Little did he know you've caught on to his staring, and have decided to silently tease him by wearing more clothes that expose your thighs.

Tonight was your one year anniversary and Ford was taking you out for a fancy dinner, you had splurged a little on a new dress yesterday that you knew he'd like.

pretty much this but with slits up both thighs and stop just before your underwear.

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You had just finished getting ready, and was waking down the stairs when you saw Ford standing by the front door in a suit with a matching red tie.

"Wow..." Ford looks breathless as he checks you out "you look gorgeous darling" he says unable to hide his smile.

"And you look as handsome as ever my love" you walk up to him, dusting off his shoulder and giving him a peck on the cheek.

Ford's cheeks get a dusting of pink at your actions "shall we?" He holds out his arm for you, and you take it smiling a at him as the two of you walk out to the car.

(After the date)

You had been teasing Ford throughout the date with small touches and mind games which were driving him crazy.

Once you both were inside he had locked the front door while you took off your heels. Suddenly you felt Ford's large hand on your waist pulling you backwards against his chest, and his warm breath on the back of your neck. He was leaving small kisses along your neck while his hands traveled lower to your thighs slowly hiking up your dress to expose your black lace underwear.

Ford had now turned to around so you were facing him as he slowly pushed you backwards, your lips connected with his he pressed your back against the counter.

"Do you know what you were doing to me back there?"

His voice is low and gravelly, his lips leaving small hickeys on your neck. You could feel his strained bulge against your thigh, you decide to tease some more to see how much he could take.

"Maybe, why don't you remind me"

You whisper into his ear nibbling slightly, while you grab his ass to keep him in place and rub your thigh against his growing bulge.

Ford responds immediately to your touch by stifling a moan and throwing you over his shoulder carrying you to the bedroom. He kicks the door open and practically throws you on the bed and starts undressing.

"Such a brat."

Ford mumbles as he crawls towards you now only in his boxers, he's sitting in between your thighs while he works the dress up your waist and pulls it over your head.

Ford whistles when your matching black lace underwear and bra. His hands start wandering up your waist to your upper back pulling you up into a sitting position on his lap. He groans quietly when you rub against his painfully hard dick and begins to unhook you bra while sucking on your neck.

"Need you to ride me"

Ford mumbles against your neck, his hands on your now exposed boob's pinching your nipples. You moan softly at the sensation, grinding down on his clothed bulge, your hands combing through his silver hair.

He moved so he was leaning against the head board and you were at the end of the bed. He had removed his boxers while he moved, his dick standing straight up and shaded red with a bead precum dripping down the base.

You're practically drooling at the sight as you slide your underwear down your thighs and off your legs.

"God you look sexy like that"

He blushes at your words not quite registering when you started to crawl towards him. You then place one leg on either side of his hips straddling him, and gently grabbing the base of his cock pumping slightly to spread the precum.

"Oh fuck baby, just like that"

Ford moans throwing his head back onto the pillow behind him, a six fingered hand gripping your waist. Once you've deemed him lubed up enough you lower your hips slightly and tease his overly sensitive tip through your wet folds.

Ford's eyes snap open at the feeling and a gasp escapes his lips which turns into a low drawn out moan, his hips bucking.

"Getting impatient are we?"

You tease. sucking on his neck before biting down, not hard enough to break the skin but just enough to leave a mark. Your kisses still down his neck to his chest eventually landing on his right nipple, circling it with your tongue.

The sound Ford emits is somewhere between a scream and a moan, while his hands are still on your waist. He finally lifts his head giving you a dirty look as if your playing unfair.

During all this you've been teasing his dick by rubbing your slick all over his lower half making sure he'll fit. Even after a year of being together and the countless times you've had sex, he's still just so thick that it's taken this long to be able to take him without much prep.

"Aww does is someone upset I know where youre sensitive?"

Your voice is almost mocking, but it turns him on anyway knowing that you can make him melt so quickly. Ford's getting even more needy now his hips bucking more often than before and his moans get whiner.

With a few more hickeys and some hand pumps you start to slide his tip inside your practically dripping hole. Both of you moan in sync at the feeling, and you slowly slide down farther till you have him fully stuffed inside you.

Ford's hands start wandering your body and over your stomach where there's a noticeable bulge in the shape of his dick. He presses on it causing you to moan loudly and arch your back, you're pussy squeezing around him.

"Ah my love you're so tight"

He manages to speak through his moans, his hips trying to buck into you but he's using all his strength to hold back as to not hurt you.

"If you don't move soon I'm not gonna be able to hold on much longer"

Ford's practically sweating from how much it's taking him to hold back from fucking into you like a mad man. His hands are helping your hips so tight you'll definitely be having dinner shaped bruises tomorrow.

You experimentally roll you hips causing you both to moan, and Ford's hips to buck into you which makes you gasp and grab his shoulders for support. You start a steady pase lifting about half way then gently letting back down, which was almost torture to Ford.

Despite liking slow sensual sex there are times where he's just so pent up he needs to release it somewhere, and why not into you?

Suddenly Ford loses his control and lifts you just to the tip before shoving you back down meeting you in the middle with a harsh thrust. His actions cause you to scream his name, nails digging into his shoulder muscles while all you can do now is accept your fate.

Tits bouncing and head resting in the crook of his neck, Ford fucks his rock hard dick into your pussy. Without warning Ford flips you onto your stomach and pulls your ass up into a doggy position. Holding your wrists above your head he lines back up and shoves his dick back into you hitting your deepest spot making you cum.

You're screaming his name as Ford fucks you through your orgasm, and keeps trusting with the same power. At this point you've been fucked stupid and all you can do is moan and try to move your hips back against his own.

After a few more minutes you notice Ford's thrusts start to get shallow and slower, which meant he was close to cumming. You do your best to squeeze around him and your actions don't go unnoticed, infact that was the last push he needed to spill his hot thick cum inside you.

"You did so good for me dear"

Ford says breathlessly, as he rolls you over to see your sweaty hickey covered body this sight alone makes him want to go again. He restrains himself by silently laying his head between your thighs leaving small kisses along them, and the occasional small hickey.

"Ford, what are you doing?"

Your voice is quiet and tired from your session earlier, however your hands make their way to his summer gray hair tugging slightly.

"Shh dear, let me take care of you"

Ford leaves a few more hickeys as he inches closer to your core, his hand wrapping around your hips again gently this time. Once he reaches his goal he licks a stripe from your entrance to you clit, the mixed taste of yours and his cum making him moan softly.

When he starts sucking your clit a shudder rips through your body, your pussy being overstimulated hightened your sensitivity to his touch. You start to squirm at his actions when he dips his tongue into your hole that's dripping your mixed cum.

"Taste so good"

Ford's mumbles against your pussy pulling you back to him when you try to wiggle away, he practically shoves his face into your pussy. He's now eating you out like you're his last meal and god do you love it, your hands are gripping his hair pulling him as close as possible.

The pleasure starts to build up getting closer to your orgasm, your legs start to close around Ford's head thighs pressing on either side of his head. His hands move from your waist to your thighs gripping and fondling them as he continues to eat, moaning into your sensitive pussy.

"Ford! Can't take anymore"

You practically scream as you cum on his face, your thighs having a death grip around his head. He doesn't really notice though, because he's too busy slurping up your fresh cum not caring of he suffocates between your thighs.

When your legs relax he lifts his head, his hands still on your thighs, his whole loose face is glistening with cum and saliva. He gives you a doped or face like he's gotten high of your pussy, leaning his face into your right thigh he sucks a small hickey.

"I've wanted to do that for so long my love"

He speaks like it wasn't already obvious he had some sort of fetish for your thighs. You laugh at his words smiling down at him, you squish his face with your thighs.

"Oh I know honey"

You let him go and let your legs fall flat along with the rest of your body.

"Let's get you cleaned up darlin"

(After he cleans you up)

(Aftercare king)

He had picked out your favorite pair of pajamas and made sure you wouldn't be sticky in the morning. You both were now cuddled up with each other, you being the little spoon and Ford being the big spoon, you had said your goodnights and drifted off to sleep.

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Imagine kissing Ford/ teaching Ford how to kiss and or being his first proper kiss since the only experience he has was with a robot he made for practice back in high school.

I feel like this man would become addicted to kissing you after the first time to the point Stan has to cover dipper and Mabel’s eyes screaming ‘PDA! PDA! There are kids in the room and a jealous old man!’

When I tell you I ATE this shit uppp😩

🌶️ford x reader headcanons🌶️

✨part 2✨

MINORS DNI

• his experience is solely from his years in other dimensions (he would get lonely and had needs, can you blame him?) you’re not his first, but you are his first human and he considers that an important distinction

• doesn’t take off his glasses, they often fog up in the heat of passion and you think it’s kinda hot

• loves being bitten

• gets hard at your touch

• constantly undressing you with his eyes

• thinks it’s a dirty secret that he used to touch himself to the thought of you before you were even together

• keeps a log of every time you fuck including session time, day of the week, time of day, positions, number of orgasms you had. considers it important data

• always makes sure you’re hydrated and gotten something to eat afterwards.

• very into outdoor sex, not like in a public crowded place, but if you guys going out on a secluded hike he’ll make sure you bring a blanket with you. thinks making love in nature is beautiful

• loves fucking in the rain

• takes a while before he’s willing to admit it to you, but is into somnophilia. makes sure everything is consensual first.

• once hooked you up to an ekg so he could record your heart rate before, during, and after. said it was “for science” but really just gets off to the data

• really into face fucking, but you choke almost every time because he’s just so damn big. he secretly loves it tho

• missed you like crazy during his adventures with stan. would excuse himself below deck to stroke himself to the polaroids you sent him. when he finally came home you spent all night fucking like rabbits

• bridal carries you to the bedroom

• loves picking you up and fucking you against the wall

• when you’re on top he loves gripping your hips and bucking up into you. very much desires control no matter the position

• takes advantage of a good storm because it gives him an excuse to be louder and coax you to also be loud

• talks to you the whole time but stutters and has trouble completing his sentences as he gets closer to finishing

• talks you through your orgasm

“that’s it, y/n. you’re doing so good”

• goes feral when you remove his clothes for him

• has a habit of grabbing and pulling your hair, especially when you’re giving him head

• will beg you to sit on his face, wants you to suffocate him in pussy

I need him to put me in a headlock rn!!!

I can't explain how much I love them 😔💖

This is literally amazing, I always see them as that song!

say his name three times!

Working on a hella freaky Stanford fic rn 🤭

(May be an expansion from one of my hc earlier)

Edit: it's now posted! (It's crazy long tho...)

○Random thoughts about the Stan twins○

⚠️INAPPROPRIATE! MDNI!!!⚠️

《Also not proof read bc I'm lazy...》

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♤Stanley♤

🎱Definitely loves being rough with you in bed, and im talkin' tied up or handcuffed, blindfolding you FS

🎱Probably likes having some old music playing in the backround when he fucks you, but the sexy ones (he def has a Playlist)

🎱ABSOLUTELY has to have his hands on you at all times, especially around strangers. Like after he finishes a 'Mystery shack' tour and you're waiting behind the counter, helping customers check out Stan is standing behind you, his hand around your waist, glaring at any guy that tries to hit on you.

🎱Loves when you don't cover the marks he gave you the night before, especially when you wear a tank top and he can see all the "damage" he did while you rummage around the kitchen the morning after

🎱ass man 100% Loves slapping it whenever you pass him or are bent over, you swear he has a sixth sense when it comes to your ass

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¿Stanford?

📜At first doesn't seem like the type to want much to do with sex, constantly burying himself in his work/studying and chasing cryptids

📜oh boy are you wrong tho! Cuz the first time you guys fucked you swear he was gonna leave you're entire body covered in hickeys with how much he loved kissing and sucking on your skin

📜he's definitely in the softer side when it comes to actually p->v sex, but like I said loves kissing, sucking, and biting your skin

📜I think he'd also me massaging your body lightly as he's fucking you, especially around your hips and thighs, maybe your boob's? Who knows where his hands will end up next

📜ABSOLUTELY, undoubtedly a thigh man in my opinion. He'd love squishing them, especially when they're around his head, and he'd definitely be into thigh fucking. Just everything that involves your thighs

(Also Bill definitely fucked you when he possessed Ford)

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First post! 🪼

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Living/being with Stan (or Ford) just the domestic stuff rn. And just general headcannons that I've thought of.

(I can't get these out of my head and I need to put it somewhere, I'll also make a freaky version later)

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on the days you make dinner he'll come up from behind and wrap his arms around your waist and burry his face in your neck, and sways you to the music playing in the backround while you cook.

Saturdays are for sleeping in, especially for Stan. And there's no arguing with him, if you try to get out of bed he'll just drag you back down against his chest throwing the warm blankets back over you both, mumbling for you to stay.

When it comes to Ford you have to practically drag him away from his work and into bed. He appreciates it though, he doesn't how long hes been working till you come get him.Once you're finally in bed he holds you close like he's afraid of losing you while he sleeps.

Stan definitely calls you toots like that one episode with that spider lady, omg that has such a hold on me! Or sweetheart, lord have mercy!

Ford would probably call you darlin' or dear, something a little more on the polite side, might also call you sweetie.

For date nights Stan would definitely take you out on the town, maybe a fancy dinner and a bar after? For Ford I think he'd prefer something at the house, like a candle lit dinner and a movie, nothing too fancy.

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the benefits of a lesbian relationship

1. boobs

2. pussy as a meal for the day

3. kiss and do I need to continue?

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours: