800 Years Ago, There Reigned Beasts Of Immense Power: The Bishops

800 Years ago, there reigned beasts of immense power: The Bishops

Meet War, the eldest and wisest of the five Bishops. They were a war lord that killed those in their past without hesitation, only having the most skillful of soldiers in their army. Their fangs carried venom that could either leave people in immense agony, making them wish for death or just full on kill them. They were killed by Alma, who died with them.

Meet Pestilence, the most vain and ‘beautiful’ of the five Bishops. She used to be an eccentric lord, one who pushed her followers to bring her the most beautiful of gems and ores, punishing those who brought scraps by making them ill. Her tentacles could squeeze someone so hard, their bones would break and their lungs would collapse. She was killed by Lily.

Meet Famine, the most aggressive and gluttonous of the five Bishops. A lord that loved to eat, she ordered to be brought only the best of foods to date her insatiable appetite. Often exploding at everyone, including her fellow Bishops, she had violent tendencies and brought much destruction. She was killed by Lily, barely.

Meet Chaos, the youngest and most cocky of the five Bishops. Loving the sight of chaos and destruction, she made sure to bring discord to many villages and pillaged anything that came across her path. She was the one to kill Lily and the one to leave that nasty scar on Joan’s face. She was killed by Joan afterwards.

Finally, meet Death, the most dangerous and sadistic of the five Bishops. Death appeared to be the one most connected to the mortal realm, to mortal feelings and morals, often manipulating others to get her way. Her sadistic ways brought pain and suffering to even her own followers and was the last of the Bishops standing. She was killed by Joan Häxa.

-Look closely. Do any of them seem familiar…?-

I had a weird dream last night, more of a nightmare but still. Some people had, for some reason, volunteered to be experimented on for a project or something. Months later, they become these eel like monsters and they escape the lab. I was in a store when an announcement was said, telling us to go to safety and I saw the monsters flying by outside. And then like 10 minutes later, there is another announcement saying the monsters were caught but then I go outside and look up, there are hundreds of those monsters! I was shook but I only looked down, saw I had my important stuff and was like 'Fuck it, we ball!' and ran away to another store where I found a group of people getting to safety and for some reason I pulled out a Chaos Emerald? Weird but not as weird as the giant, fast food foot that we saw walk by! There was a literal time skip and I was in a truck with the group, driving by seeing the damage the monsters had caused. And then I woke up.

Btw, they over 7-8 feet tall lol-

800 Years ago, there reigned beasts of immense power: The Bishops

Meet War, the eldest and wisest of the five Bishops. They were a war lord that killed those in their past without hesitation, only having the most skillful of soldiers in their army. Their fangs carried venom that could either leave people in immense agony, making them wish for death or just full on kill them. They were killed by Alma, who died with them.

Meet Pestilence, the most vain and ‘beautiful’ of the five Bishops. She used to be an eccentric lord, one who pushed her followers to bring her the most beautiful of gems and ores, punishing those who brought scraps by making them ill. Her tentacles could squeeze someone so hard, their bones would break and their lungs would collapse. She was killed by Lily.

Meet Famine, the most aggressive and gluttonous of the five Bishops. A lord that loved to eat, she ordered to be brought only the best of foods to date her insatiable appetite. Often exploding at everyone, including her fellow Bishops, she had violent tendencies and brought much destruction. She was killed by Lily, barely.

Meet Chaos, the youngest and most cocky of the five Bishops. Loving the sight of chaos and destruction, she made sure to bring discord to many villages and pillaged anything that came across her path. She was the one to kill Lily and the one to leave that nasty scar on Joan’s face. She was killed by Joan afterwards.

Finally, meet Death, the most dangerous and sadistic of the five Bishops. Death appeared to be the one most connected to the mortal realm, to mortal feelings and morals, often manipulating others to get her way. Her sadistic ways brought pain and suffering to even her own followers and was the last of the Bishops standing. She was killed by Joan Häxa.

-Look closely. Do any of them seem familiar…?-

what’s joan’s civilian life like?? (both regularly and häxa) and her ref if u don’t mind…….def not planing things :3c

Okay, first things first, first question about Joan, holy shit!!

Ahem, anyway, lil bit of backstory, before the whole Bishop thing (Häxa Joan’s life be almost the same as Kuno Joan’s honestly-) and her sisters dying, back in Sweden, Joan used to be a pretty active member in the town she and her sisters lived in. She was still pretty temperamental but fair and collected most of the time. She sometimes trained people who wanted to learn how to protect the town and she did damn well doing so! She helped out often with chores like carrying heavy stuff since she is the most physically strongest of the sisterhood, get things from high places cause she tall (lol-) and often went to grab ingredients that her sisters needed for potions and stuff. She also took care of kids even if she wasn’t the most fond, they were better than some travelers she had to deal with. Her life was mostly calm until that day with the Old Faith.

Post-Bishop times, Häxa rarely takes off her hat, afraid that if she lets her guard down, someone will get hurt. Months, maybe even years pass and she is still wearing the identity of Häxa every day. She is still grieving and is angry at herself for not saving her sisters so you may always see the golden cat-like slit glowing in the dark due to said rage. So, as Häxa, she is just a very angry lady who almost forgets who she is outside the hat and forgets that sleep is needed. However, once meeting First Ninja and Miori and starting to cope with the loss of her sisters after years of grieving, she starts going out as a civilian more, not often, but at least sometimes, she spends more time in her hut. She is cold and more temperamental than before, the littlest things can set her off but she trying to work on that. One thing is for sure, she makes sure never to blow up at a child. Never to a child, they don’t know any better…

Also, she probably got into a pub fight after someone wanting a fight broke a bottle of sake on her head. Didn’t really hurt due to Häxa magic and stuff but she was PISSED!

Here the refs and a drawing close up of Joan, she so tired and mad lol-

Sometimes I like to play around with my characters, making them the opposite genders, making them genderfluid, etc. SO I did this!

Meet Daisy Liu Pereira! It's pretty much just Daniel but as a girl and with the Kunoichi mask. I love how she turned out, she adorable!

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.