Do You Think The Archival Team Is Unionized?

do you think the archival team is unionized?

wait does England even have unions--?

The Magnus archives but in America:

Jonathan Sims? ooh you mean Johnny Simmons

Martin Blackwood? oh you mean Matthew Woods

Gertrude Robertson? Oh you mean MeeMaw  Robertson???

yes this is including avatars and side characters

*banging pots and pans* OKAY FOLKS HERE IT IS, CHAINSAW MARTIN PINUP FOR 1K

and the obligatory detail shot. i would pay for a calendar of martin blackwood full of shots like this 🥴🤪 not pictured is jon having a conniption over martin is this fit

[Start ID: Pinup drawing of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean trans man. He has shaggy dark brown hair with a streak of white and a light beard, he also has a beauty mark below his lip. He is wearing a cropped black tank top with his glasses hung in the middle, daisy dukes, and calf high brown lace up boots with white socks underneath. He is posing provocatively with his legs spread apart, both arms are flexed and his hands are resting over the handle of a chainsaw. With his arms pressed together, he has prominent cleavage (and proud of it). The chainsaw blade runs straight down the middle of his legs, the handle is accented blue and the blade has a heart pattern on each end. Throughout Martin's body there is hair, beauty marks, and stretch marks. Martin is smirking at the "camera" and raising one eyebrow, there are tiny glowing hearts in his eyes. On each side of Martin are a couple more hearts and a heart shadow below him. The background is a gradient from pink to blue, much like the trans pride flag.

The second image is a cropped detail shot of Martin from the elbows up. End ID.]

Concept for a empires s2 deck of cards! I know who all the picture cards will be, so I might make more soon

You are dating a man

I was going to ask you an anonymous question and be devious but they took away my ability to do so and so I want you to know that I absolutely despise you, anyway I love you do you wanna play pony town after school?

i think that's a little queer of you 🤨 but yes of course bbg 😘😘💕

Kitty wouldn’t lie