Aww Who Made The Archivist Sad When Hes Wearing Such A Pretty Dress :(

Aww who made the Archivist sad when he’s wearing such a pretty dress :(

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[ID: A drawing of Jonathan Sims of the Magnus Archives, a Persian man of brown, scar riddled skin and short dark hair with grey streaks. He wears a long green dress with a low cut neck, and light colored heels. He’s sat on a green couch, with a sullen look on his face. \END ID]

10 signs of cancer!!

Number one, having an ass!!

SEEK HELP ASAP

You know that thing where they take a bunch of photos (usually faces) and find the "average", and some parts are blurry and some parts are more clear? That's what Goncharov is to me.

Really clear parts:

The movie focuses on Goncharov's interactions with Andrei(spelling blurry) and Katya.

There is clock symbolism

Ice pick joe dies

It ends tragically

Bridge scene as a goodbye between G and K

Pretty clear parts:

Sophia is there(this goes here cause she wasn't in the "original" poster)

G and K are married

G and A have homoerotic subtext (amount of "sub" in that text unclear)

S and K have homoerotic subtext

Anchovy(this is also their ship name fight me) scene between A and G

The boat scene is big for K

Less clear but discernable:

Cigarette lighting scene/scenes

Apple scene/fruit stand scene: could be A and G or S and K (sometimes two scenes)

K fakes her death

Color symbolism

The sound track slaps

The Russian mob is in Naples

"Can you hear the clocks, Goncharov?"

A/G/K one or more of them die dramatically at the end of the movie killed by one of the other two

The movie is 4+ hours long

G has a pocket watch(possibly from his father)

Everything else is fairly unclear (though I may have missed some things)

they are going to have mindblowing sex

lets go grillsssssssssss

The Magnus archives but in America:

Jonathan Sims? ooh you mean Johnny Simmons

Martin Blackwood? oh you mean Matthew Woods

Gertrude Robertson? Oh you mean MeeMaw  Robertson???

yes this is including avatars and side characters