Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect quotes

P2

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Horace: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Will : Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Leander: I dare you-

Crowley: Halt is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Leander: Why not?

Halt: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Will : Halt, I am questioning your sanity...

Horace: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

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Halt: Are they stupid?

Will : Yes, but they prefer to be called Horace.

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Horace, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Gilan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Horace: Ohhhh-

Will : Both of you get out of this kitchen

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Horace, when Will walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.

Horace: *accidentally smacks Halt in the face with the baking sheet*

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Will : Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Horace: Halt is the scariest thing I could think of!

Halt: Horace told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Halt: Guys where did Will go?

Horace: They got arrested.

Halt: How the hell-

Will: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Will: Okay, what does A stand for?

Cassandra: Arson.

Will : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Cassandra: Barson.

Horace: *laughter*

Will : What stands for C?

Cassandra: Commit arson.

Horace: Oooo.

Will: D!

Cassandra: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Horace: *more laughter*

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Halt: What about Horace?

Will: Don't worry about them.

Will: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Jenny: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Alyss: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Jenny: Not when you’re playing with George, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Alyss: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Will without them noticing?

Horace: Hey, Will, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Will: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up.

Alyss:...

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Crowley: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Crowley: I need my socks.

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Will: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Horace: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

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Halt: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Gilan: And now for a gay update with Crowley and Halt.

Crowley: Getting gayer.

Gilan: Thank you, Crowley.

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Halt: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Horace: I gotta give you credit, Will. You make it look easy.

Will: Years of practice.

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Duncan, to Halt: your so small.

Halt: *proceeds to kick them in the shin*

Crowley, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Halt small.

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Duncan: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Halt: I'm a knife.

Crowley, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Cassandra: The moon looks beautiful tonight

Horace: Yeah, but do you know what's even more beautiful?

Both: *Sigh* Will

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Halt: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Crowley: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ *hugs Halt from behind*

Halt : Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Duncan: This is so cute.

So like, on discord we were talking how the title of baron is inherited.

And like. Since. Arald doesn't have an heir. I want him to loose a drunken bet. And write on some official piece of paper that in case something happens to him, Halt or Will will be the ones taking care of the fief in his place. He thinks that nothing can happen to him and before he dies, he can name an heir.

But then he suffers an injury and he falls unconscious for several days. Halt or Will are written on that paper and it's official and one can do NOTHING about it.

When he wakes up, he's like:

In a httyd au, what dragons would the ra characters have?

I think Will would have a Night Fury. I know ranger dragons shouldn't draw attention but he found it in the forest as a child while the Night Fury was barely more than a hatchling. Both got attached, you know the results.

Gilan I think would have a Hideous Zippleback cause he got the same vibe as Tuffnut (idiot but useful).

Horace would have a monstrous nightmare cause he's knight and that would be the typical dragon for knights.

Sometime you just gotta let go of anatomy, shape, and the human form, and do some doodles for your server friends :)

I agree with most of this but-

Gilan is a water bender cause he smooth. He won't fall in like a rock, sneak in like air or appear with a flash like fire. No, he will glide in like water, with a wiggle in his eyebrow.

Horace is an earth bender cause he is way to 'down to earth' for the other ones. Those are just confusing with their meditation, 'inner fire' and 'connection with the floating rock in the sky' stuff.

I kind of agree with Will being an air bender but- HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER HE HAS TO BE THE AVATAR and I can't chose, so he will be everything.

I have had one thing on my mind these past few days and that thing is element bending in Rangers Apprentice

This is my invitation for everyone to debate on what kind of benders all of the RA characters would be

Except Halt bc it’s gospel that he’d be an earthbender

So like. You know how Halt is so protective of Will and how is he always the one to be in the comforting position when he hugs Will?

For once. I want. Halt leaning his head on Will's shoulder. I want Will to comfort Halt. Maybe in book nine, Halt is on his watch and he's staring in the distance (thinking about Clonmel) in the night and suddenly there's Will's arm around his shoulder and before he knows it, he leans into Will's embrace and just stays there. There are few tears which stain Will's shirt, Will doesn't mention it next day, but Halt is not embarrassed, because he was in comforting embrace of his son.

*takes a breath*

I also want older Halt, in his white hair era, just leaning on support on Will, as he has little trouble walking and breathing now, as they scale the slope to the spot where Crowley was buri-